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Somebody has to be kidding. I just received this email.
11-01-04 | Elnora Whitaker (?)

Posted on 11/01/2004 11:54:29 AM PST by OldYank1

> Hey, I just got this from the Board of Elections > > Dear voter, > > Your vote is extremely important this year and no matter who you > vote for we need to make sure your vote gets counted and that > nobody interferes with your right to vote. > > Do to the heavy number of registrations this year and the possibility that > one party might intimidate voters, the board has devised a system to > make sure you vote with no problems. > > To do this we have extended the voting hours for this election. You are > asked to stick to the following: > > 1) Be sure you vote at the right precinct. > > 2) Vote on the right day assigned - > > Democrats will vote on Tuesday between normal hours > > Republicans will vote on Wednesday between normal hours. > > Independants will vote Thursday between normal hours. > > Because there are so many voters, anyone who misses the > appointed day will be allowed to vote on Friday between normal hours. > > Be sure to vote on the right day. This is being done to protect you from harm for voting on the wrong day.


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1 posted on 11/01/2004 11:54:30 AM PST by OldYank1
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Amazing.


2 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:16 AM PST by international american (Support our troops!! Put Kerry back in his 12.6 million dollar Beacon Hill pad on Wednesday!!)
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To: OldYank1

This is a prank e-mail that's been around for years.

It'd help if you posted the full headers so we can track it back to the offending ISP and lodge a complaint.


3 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:16 AM PST by Prime Choice (Laura Bush is like everyone's sweetheart. Teresa Heinz-Kerry is like everyone's mother-in-law.)
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Must be from Karl Rove./sarcasm


4 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:16 AM PST by vrwcagent0498 (Mark Levin and Ann Coulter are my patron saints.)
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To: OldYank1

Yeah, they're desperate.


5 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:35 AM PST by bahblahbah
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Uh-huh. Sure you did.


6 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:35 AM PST by Capt. Jake (Tar Heels against Edwards)
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To: OldYank1

Someone sending around an old joke.

Glenn Beck has been doing this joke for a while - with the days reversed, of course.


7 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:44 AM PST by Pete
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Wow, I got an e mail that said someone needed help in a complex financial exchange.  All they need is my checking account info and some other personal info.  I can't believe how lucky I am and can't wait for the windfall!
 

Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"


8 posted on 11/01/2004 11:56:57 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (And they make fun of the way W says Nuclear... Jenjis???)
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It seems like a joke to me. That, or it is an old e-mail referring to last week, rather than this week.


9 posted on 11/01/2004 11:57:07 AM PST by Ragnarok105
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It seems like a joke to me. That, or it is an old e-mail referring to last week, rather than this week.


10 posted on 11/01/2004 11:57:10 AM PST by Ragnarok105
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Amateurish, illiterate, Democratic...and an old joke.


11 posted on 11/01/2004 11:57:13 AM PST by Defend the Second (Hans, Hans, you're breaking my barrs...)
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They are so un-original that they have to modify a Republican gag.

What a bunch of losers.


12 posted on 11/01/2004 11:58:00 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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Send to The RNC and to all of the media and drudge.


13 posted on 11/01/2004 11:58:00 AM PST by skutter
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To: OldYank1

This was funny back in 1880, when it was written.


14 posted on 11/01/2004 11:58:26 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Is the Board of Elections perchance run by the son of a Nigerian general?


15 posted on 11/01/2004 11:58:37 AM PST by RonF
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16 posted on 11/01/2004 11:58:56 AM PST by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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Yeah..someone got it all wrong, Republicans will vote on November 2, 2004, and Democrats vote on November 3, 2004 :-)


17 posted on 11/01/2004 11:59:38 AM PST by AmericanMade1776 ( (( John Kerry is in full retreat)))
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Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the FR servers are flaking out in the last few minutes. I am getting quite a few errors when accessing the site. Anybody else?

[Yes, I am logged in]

18 posted on 11/01/2004 11:59:44 AM PST by Pete
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It's a good email except the Republicans are voting on Tuesday and the dimmos on Wednesday.... Sorry about the confusion.


19 posted on 11/01/2004 11:59:45 AM PST by GW and Twins Pawpaw (Sheepdog for Five [My grandkids are way more important than any lefty's feelings!])
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To: Pete
Groucho Marx once said, " There's no such thing as an old joke if you've never heard it before."

Take my wife, .......please!....

20 posted on 11/01/2004 11:59:49 AM PST by Red Badger (Ask not for whom the Freeper freeps, they freep for thee........)
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