Somebody has to be kidding. I just received this email.

11-01-04 | Elnora Whitaker (?)

[jellybean]

I just got an email saying I can get $500 by going to this website... It never occured to me to post all my junk mail at FR!!

MEMO - Urgent Notification Code: 456JU559K2
 
From: George S.
 
Date: 2004
 
Re: Pay Advance
--------------------------------------------------
 
Good News! YOUR $500 CASH ADVANCE has been pre-approved!*
 
Since we can wire these funds into your account by tomorrow,
we need your completed application as soon as possible
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Please note that this is an official notification.
Your eligibility may expire within 48 hours.
 
Please redeem funds now by going here
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Yours truly,
George S.
 
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[drjimmy]

Well, you be sure and listen and do everything exactly like the email tells you. You'll get another shot in 2008.
That depends. In order to relieve poll congestion, the polls will be open for Republicans in 2008 and Democracts in 2009. At least that's what I was told in an e-mail!

[G.Mason]

"That depends. In order to relieve poll congestion, the polls will be open for Republicans in 2008 and Democracts in 2009. At least that's what I was told in an e-mail!"

Thanks for the tip.

If I survive this current self imposed journey into political absurdity, I will send that info out to all Dimocrats that I can. ;)

[G.Mason]

jellybean, I thought the oldtimers were suppose to bring up the newbies to their standard, not the other way around. ;)