KERRY HAS CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL FOR BREAKFAST - WABC REPORTS (VANITY)

[mandingo republican]

BREAKING

JUST REPORTED ON RADIO STATION WABC - JOHN GAMBLING SHOW: JOHN KERRY HAS UN AMERICAN BREAKFAST -

CLAM CHOWDER AND CLAMS AND OYSTERS ON THE HALF SHELL.

BUSH HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON.

NOT MAKING THIS UP!

[dirtboy]

Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.

[mmyers]

He is a UnAmerican TRAITOR!

[zarf]

LOL!! Great Post. LOL!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Kerry: "The campaign is over. Screw this Wendy's stuff!"

[MortMan]

Kerry must be planning on getting screwed today ;-P

[spiffy]

OH MY GOD!

[Jewels1091]

Who on earth could look at raw calms in the morning??? yuck!!!! gross!!!

[Sthitch]

I like clams, and clam chowder, but not for breakfast, that is just strange.

[Illinois Rep]

GAG!!

Wonder how that flies in Iowa and Wisconsin?

[JesseJane]

Kerry doesn't know.. he has a BUTTler do it. :)

[PianoMan]

I hate to be the Breaking News police today - but do we really need something like this in the breaking sidebar on ELECTION DAY? Think about it.

[DSBull]

Just once, I wish those were contaminated clams, just this once, having the Rat Candidate on the toilette during the returns would be appropriate and strangely symbolic.

[NetSurfer]

I always knew he was a shellfish jerk

[Nov3]

Hell both sound like good breakfasts to me!

[hsrazorback1]

He'll be eating his words for late dinner.

[Howlin]

No, we do not.

Be the police.

[DSBull]

Kerry can't seem to make up his mind on whether to use the soft tissue or the more absorbent...He may be waffling...

[apillar]

Hopefully he will be eating crow and wiping egg from his face for breakfast tommorrow !

[WeddingPlanner]

Do you remember Eddie Murphy . . . what WAS the name of that movie . . . anyway, he just claps his hands and says "Wipers!".

[Michael Barnes]

Kerry: "The campaign is over. Screw this Wendy's stuff!"

too funny!

[truthandlife]

Kerry will be eating crow early tonight.

[sinkspur]

For me, it's razors. I heard once that Bush shaves with plain water, no shaving cream.

Does Kerry use a cream depilatory?

[BureaucratusMaximus]

You know...I don't like JF Kerry at all either, but clam chowder=unAmerican? And don't the clams come from fishermen who are American? And what the hell is clams on the half shell...the teenage mutant ninja turtles come to mind here.

Vey silly vanity. I mean...BFD.

[anniegetyourgun]

LOL!

I'm still sunburned from sign-waving yesterday. However, response was great. Just drove by two polling places in my area - lots of sign-waving going on there too. My turn to honk the horn for W!

[shezza]

I like clams, and clam chowder, but not for breakfast, that is just strange.

JF'nK is on Paris time (GMT + 1).

[JesseJane]

Nope... can't say that I do.. but sounds funny... :)

[Gone GF]

I give up. What's un-American about clams? I eat oysters and crab for breakfast.

[DrewsDad]

what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use?

I think Bush prefers to use the NYT.

[Hatteras]

"I always knew he was a shellfish jerk"

HEY, HEY, HEY.... watch it there, fellow! ;-)

[LincolnLover]

That's Kerry's lucky election day meal. He has clam chowder at the same place in Boston every election day, going all the way back to his Lt. Gov days at least, or so said CNN last night.

[Redcloak]

Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.

John Kerry uses a bidet.

[fortunecookie]

Clam chow-duh for breakfast - AND raw oysters. I need a pepto just reading this. And I like chowder. What a wuss.

[rintense]

Who and the HELL eats seafood for breakfast? That's just not right.

[Mo1]

WHAT??? ... no breakfast at Wendy's??

[skeeter]

With some dinoflagellates on the side, hopefully.

[Siempre Adelante]

A true American breakfast would feature oysters not clams. It's an old Gold Rush Era tradition. Do a web search for "Hangtown Fry".

ECV 1.5

[rintense]

icky poo.

[Siempre Adelante]

Try it. You'll like it.

I admit that I have to cook it for myself. My wife doesn't eat oysters.

[rintense]

I don't do seafood or pork.

[Ol' Sox]

Hey bub - there's nothing un-American about seafood for breakfast, especially in New England. The commercial fishermen in my family would prefer you eat their lobstahs, but chowder and oysters are okay. Now - back to New York with you!

[Siempre Adelante]

Since the recipe calls for oysters and bacon, you would be wise to skip it. There's plenty of other choices for an American Breakfast.

I'm surprised that Kerry didn't order Continental.

[Sloth]

Who on earth could look at raw calms in the morning??? yuck!!!! gross!!!

Think about what this man wakes up next to.

[Marine_Uncle]

"Who on earth could look at raw calms in the morning??? yuck!!!! gross!!!
Think about what this man wakes up next to."

Haw haw haw. Good one! But do they sleep in the same house,ah, mansion?

[Samwise]

CLAM CHOWDER AND CLAMS AND OYSTERS ON THE HALF SHELL

Man of the People

[TwoSue]

This has nothing to do with food, but I thought I heard Kelly Wright report that Teresa is used to voting for John but not for something like this? She votes in PA. Where else could she vote for him? I must've heard wrong.