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Man superglued condom to penis
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Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."


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1 posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido
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To: bedolido

A democrat expatriated.


2 posted on 11/09/2004 6:47:58 AM PST by alessandrofiaschi
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To: bedolido

Trojan Lawyers are busy drafting warning labels for the condom wrapper "Warning:Do not superglue condom to penis"


3 posted on 11/09/2004 6:48:15 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: bedolido

Well, how was he gonna...nevermind.


4 posted on 11/09/2004 6:48:47 AM PST by zygoat
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To: bedolido

Ouch. Permanent protection.


5 posted on 11/09/2004 6:48:58 AM PST by The South Texan (The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Constitution Day; TomServo; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; presidio9; ...

Um.....ouch.


6 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:06 AM PST by TheBigB ("I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whoopin'!")
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To: bedolido
Just a little heads up...

Acetone (nail polish remover) will unstick whatever SG sticks.

7 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:15 AM PST by bikepacker67 ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
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8 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:19 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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To: bedolido

Reminds me of American Pie


9 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:31 AM PST by jmstein7 (A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
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To: bedolido

With 5 children already he is too late for a Darwin award.


10 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:38 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: finnman69

There's a certain unemployed lawyer from North Carolina who is ready to sue the condom company.


11 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:45 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: bedolido

That's just silly. His wife should have glued her diaphram in place instead.


12 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:47 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: bedolido

I am stuck... on... Trojan
'cuz Trojan's stuck on meeeeee..


13 posted on 11/09/2004 6:49:59 AM PST by SlowBoat407 ("To hell they will go.")
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To: bedolido; HenryLeeII
I know The Church stands strongly against vasectomies, but in his case, I'd be happy to provide him with a "Smash-ectomy".  I'm pretty good at it, usually accomplishing my goal within three tries.  Also, no worries about anesthesia, I use "surprise".
 
Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"

14 posted on 11/09/2004 6:50:29 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (John Ashcroft for Supreme Court!)
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To: The South Texan

The good news is he never has to stop and visit a restroom to go pee.


15 posted on 11/09/2004 6:50:39 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (America's shining sun is Conservatism)
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To: bedolido
Now, how could a person NOT open a thread with a title like that?
16 posted on 11/09/2004 6:51:00 AM PST by r9etb
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To: TheBigB

This guy obviously doesn't use his big head for thinking! ;-)


17 posted on 11/09/2004 6:51:11 AM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: bedolido

We barely managed to remove it in the end." Who's end?


18 posted on 11/09/2004 6:51:14 AM PST by Safetgiver (Mud slung is ground lost.)
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To: bedolido

Somwhere, a pervert is switching the labels on Superglue and KY at a Walmart.


19 posted on 11/09/2004 6:51:31 AM PST by Rebelbase (Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
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To: bedolido

This gomer has 5 kids? There goes the gene pool...

LQ


20 posted on 11/09/2004 6:51:31 AM PST by LizardQueen
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