Zot Up The Union (Red State Yanks Are So Frightfully Uncivilised!)

A 100% American bloke, very likely called Nigel.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Clearly, those of us in the thinking part of the country are at odds with the red(neck) states. Why not formalise the irreconcilable differences between us by having a go at sovereignty? That way, we can rejoin the civilised world, and you can create your Taliban-style theocracy that you so obviously desire.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Why not shake hands and part ways now?

[Vigilantcitizen]

Speaking of parting ways.

[TheBigB]

Door---->ass.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

YUM

Troll for breakfast.

[BibChr]

1. To a man, we'd be glad to see you go.

2. IQ test -- but hurry, before you'r shown the door. What happened, the last time a group of Bible-thumping Protestants had 100% control of a country? C'mon, quick!

Dan
Biblical Christianity web site
Biblical Christianity message board

[Michael Barnes]

it's gonna be a wee bit hard for them, we have all the guns

;)

[Flux Capacitor]

You're free to leave, loser. But you're not taking our country anywhere. :)

-Dan

[Paradox]

How about this, you take your voters, and we'll take ours, and see who is doing better in a generation or two. Think carefully, and you will see that you folks would have no chance. And please, spare us the straw men...

[tx_eggman]

Bye bye. Good luck finding food.

[SmithL]

Thank you for sharing that.

[Red Badger]

Ok, Al. We have the guns and the food. You have the permission to leave......

[thombo]

Great idea

[Pearls Before Swine]

Mr. Troll: Just take your overpopulated, dependent counties and go. Most of the rest of the blue states are red (MA excepted).

[Bahbah]

Is there a full moon? What is it today?

[Darksheare]

ZOT!

[BibChr]

Hurry! Clock's ticking! Ozone's building! Hurry, you're so much smarter than all of us. What hapened?

[Toonces T. Cat]

When I think of the price we could charge y'all for natural gas and coal...It is tempting.

-Toonces

[retrokitten]

And supply most of the food.

[nuffsenuff]

Moderator,

Can you please let us have some fun with this one before you throw it away? Please?

[Time is now]

Kleenex?

[Vigilantcitizen]

Besides, have you dumb azz liberals put any thought as to where you're going to get your food if you succeed?

[uncleshag]

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

CYA DUfus.

[Moose4]

I smell ozone in the air, and hear mewing on the wind...

}:-)4

[Hank All-American]

I'm sorry, but a country populated by lawyers, professors and high school dropouts on our borders would pose an even greater illegal immigration problem than Mexico does. At least now, most of you stay in your own state.

ZOT!

[Kozak]

Go. But go by counties. My Red bretheren will not be abandoned to your socialist paradise.
You a holes will need a passport to get to the Walmart.

[Armedanddangerous]

As Cartman used to say, "Get the FUDGE out."

[Pyro7480]

Troll sited... Viking Kitty sniper taking action...

[cripplecreek]

Bring it on big fella.

[SirLurkedalot]

Go fist your cellmate.

[jtminton]

Good luck with that.

[Mad Dawgg]

[VRWCmember]

From your keyboard to God's ears, troll. Having your blue states seceed and form your own little socialist nation would be great for the rest of America. After the producitve enterprises in those areas migrated to the red states, the left coast and northeastern elitists would soon be relegated to third world status, and the drain they create on the rest of the country would be gone.

[FreedomPoster]

Republicans prevented a secession once, and we'll do it again if we have to. Do you smell ozone?

[zygoat]

What are you gonna eat? Oh, thats right, you libs are eating each other right now.

[Nik Naym]

Why not just blast you with lightning until you have been thoroughly zotted?

[Dr.Syn]

At least that would be the end of the 50% who don't pay any taxes!

[nuffsenuff]

Are you going to stick around and try to back up this nonsense with some logic and reasoning?

[BlueStateLiberal]

Fight? We did that once, in 1861-65. Big mistake as it turns out. Let's just call it a day between us and you can be free to go your merry way, persecuting gays, putting the 10 commandments in your courthouses, making your women walk 3 paces behind you, and instituting all your other rightwingnut loony notions.

[boxerblues]

Thats so cute!

[SirLurkedalot]

Is that BlueStateLiberal on the right?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, how about this - we give you an 8 hours head start for a run towards the border, and if you get there alive, we'll let you leave.

Sounds fair?

[Kommodor]

Tell you what - what say you put a ballot initiative up in, oh, Taxachussets, and y'all can vote on whether or not to secede. I'd be very interested in seeing how many of you blue state voters are smart enough to see which side of the bread the butter's on.

Betcha it goes down in flames, just like your whiney ketchup boy.

[BibChr]

Such a typical troll/sniper. 40+ posts, you're not banned yet, not one response. Sheesh.

[MamaB]

Some people do not know what the red states produce. The blue states would be lost without us.

[Moose4]

Nope, he's just a drive-by troll.

We've just been hit with an IED (Improvised Explosive Dumbass).

}:-)4

[najida]

Darlin'
We have all the military bases, most of the water sources, nearly all the food supply, most of the vacation resorts and 99% of the interstate and rail road system. Plus several very good deep water ports, airports and industrial complexes. Oh yeah, and we have several entertainment centers too.

We would just LOVE to see you, your bad food, your horrible show tunes, your moral vapidness, your socially inbred myopia and awful manners go away.

BTW, the price of peanuts for you guys will be $500 a pound!

[exile]

Who-hoo!! I taint shakin hands wit no lie-beral. Ise too busy wit muh shotguns and my stars and bars to go in for that there fancy book lernin.


Seriously, Piss off you elitist scum.

[Rummyfan]

What happened? The birth of the United States?

[Aggie Mama]

It's going to be mighty cold up north without all of that evil big oil to heat your houses. Kind of hard to go anywhere without fuel for your cars, buses, planes......