A Christian Chat with little bin

[realnotideal]

A Christian Woman's little chat with Bin

[realnotideal]

First all I know president Bush doesn't believe there is any reasoning with any of the Terrorist.

Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

But on the other hand I would hate to see this guy continue with his path of destruction especially since the destruction is aimed at us and others.

I would first of all knock him down with the trap I've built out of rocks then, I would pull him out of the rubble and sit on his chest and pound his head in the rocks over and over again till I got his attention.

Then I would explain that the devil in him has to go. That Jesus loves him but everybody else hates him. I would slap him in the face a few times and grab his beard and slam his head in the rock a few times more.

I would tell him that he being used by the devil and is deceiving himself and others. That using evil to defeat evil doesn't always work because the devil is the big shot in that department.

And incase he hasn't noticed the Satin is running things not him. But God has allowed him to be spared because only God loves him and God wants to show him a better way and God want to break the stronghold satin has on his life.

I would then explain that the people who commit suicide while committing homicide are going to hell and that only the devil would tell them different.

I might be temped to do what Jesus talks about "people burning in hell" buy putting him on a spit and roasting him a bit till he gets the message. And see if what it say in Quare about them growing new skin as they roast so they can roast over and over again in hell, is true.

Then and I would tie him up and my donkey and I would drag him down the rocky hill and collect my 25,000,000.00 dead or alive.

I FOR GOT SOMETHING, BEFORE I ROAST HIM ON THE SPIT, I WOULD BREAK HIS NOSE AND MAKE HIM HAND OVER ALL HIS MONEY. Then I take a 550.00 dollar bill and put in some Turkish tobacco and smoke it.

[Gunrunner2]

Do what?

[My2Cents]

Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

I don't think anyone here would hang someone for engaging in commerce.

[pgkdan]

Ummm...ok.

[Tijeras_Slim]

What did Dr. Phil ever do to you?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ahem

[EggsAckley]

What language are you writing?

Incomprehensible to me.

[Constitution Day]

And incase he hasn't noticed the Satin is running things not him.

[Esther Ruth]

Are you still here? What kind of church do you go to and if you don't go at this time, which church might come closest to your type of theology?

[dighton]

Satinic Verses

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Your thoughts. A few one line posts, nothing deep, no answers and then this? I

sniff...sniff..

[Gunrunner2]

Yeah. . .I smell it too. . .a ZOT is in the air.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

you been around longer and we (newbies) just got that "Use your ZOT! wisely" lecture.

are you calling it?

LOL

[Gunrunner2]

Let's see. . .nonsensical post, usual hyper-sterotypical left-wing perception of right-wing nut-job rant, no point of discussion, no replies. . .yes. . .I'll call it. . .

Here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty. . .

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

ZOT!

[MeekOneGOP]

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You post vanities and never reply to the comments??? .....

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

"Second I could be hanged as a trader" Do they hang traders? This is so wrong.

[Conspiracy Guy]

D'oh!

[Americanwolf]

Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

trader should = Traitor.... unless of course you were dealing in commodities with him then you would be a Traitorous Trader, which you are correct we do hang those kinda people... Us being rednecks and all... :)

[Arrowhead1952]

Troll hunt in progress.

[najida]

What's wrong with satin? I like satin, but I prefer silk...
dupoini at that, though a good brocade can really make me smile.

Oh, and lets not forget velvet! (but not until after Thanksgiving).

[glock rocks]

Sounds like your heart is in the right place.

Let's party! What are you going to do with the $25,000,000.00?

And why is that not $25.000.000,00?

[SandyInSeattle]

Satin is running things

At my age, I'm more partial to cotton.

[weegee]

Lay off Teresa's gin soaked raisins awhile. They are pickling your brain.

[TBarnett34]

[SandyInSeattle]

Second I could be hanged as a trader...

I know the trade deficit is a problem, but we haven't resorted to hanging traders yet.

[glock rocks]

Oh, and lets not forget velvet!

Amen!

[Happy2BMe]

?

Lemme know on this one.

(Is he posting from AlJazeera?)

[RushCrush]

We hang traders in this country.

Don't EVER forget it.

[girlscout]

[MeekOneGOP]

Okay.

Is he posting from AlJazeera?

haha! Who knows?

[GraceofGod]

"We hang traders in this country.."

Hey guys at the trading post, run for your lives!!

[MEG33]

Oh, Good Grief..The quality of trolls is at an all time low.

[EggsAckley]

I don't believe it. This troll is still alive! Talk about tenacious! Heheheh.

[Arrowhead1952]

The quality of trolls is at an all time low.

Lower than whale dung??????

[MEG33]

I suspect this one must be a kid.

[BraveMan]

Hmmm. Could it be . . .
   

[7.62 x 51mm]

Ummmmmmm, Satan Satin...

[EggsAckley]

I think you might be right.

[Gunrunner2]

THAT picture cracks me up.

[Gunrunner2]

Kid. . .democrat. . .what's the diff?

[BJClinton]

hanged as a trader

Rough day on the stock market?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I guess so.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Man, you're not kidding. The past few days, it's all quantity and no quality.

[Conspiracy Guy]

This latest crop doesn't slice to thin either. It took four of them to roof my shed. It used to take only one.

[najida]

How is a trader hanged? or hung?

Or is a trailor that is hung, like BJC's library?

[Americanwolf]

Lower than whale dung?????? Lower then crab crap? Lower then Shrimp s...? Lower the porpoise poop? OK sorry could not resist!

[BJClinton]

[BJClinton]

Maybe hung like a trader? I wasn't aware that traders were famously well-hung..or poorly hung.

[najida]

Maybe he is a horse trader?