Skip to comments.For Sale, Cheap
Posted on 12/05/2004 9:57:01 AM PST by pickrellEdited on 12/05/2004 10:08:50 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
For Sale: No reasonable offer refused.
One activist, used, high maintenance. Been in Columbus, Ohio for a few weeks, we're ready to deal! Older model, obsolete software, but probably packing plenty of hardware.
Comes with: unlimited media microphones on all minority questions, unbelievably large entourage, good cash flow (we're talking GOOD cash flow)
Inquire: Find the most expensive hotel, look for the largest block of the best suites taken for the hired muscle.
Terms: Leave your check at the counter. Fill in any amount. It will at least help on the skipped bill.
Guarantees: Well, that's kinda your problem,
chump- er, fortunate buyer!
Sell it on E-bay. Someone'll buy it.
Stay out the bushes!!!
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