[NRA1995]

If my pumpkin patch is sincere, the Great Pumpkin will arise on Halloween night and bring toys to all the children

[The_Victor]

I'm going to assume this is a direct quote from DU, in which case:

BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!

[SoFloFreeper]

I'm still waiting for John to reveal to the President his super secret awesome plan for Iraq.

[MikefromOhio]

Do you think this might have some meaning: that Kerry KNOWS he is going to be the president, or am I just being delusional?

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The DUmmie answered his own question....

[Miss Marple]

Ellen Ratner was on Fox saying that she told the Kerry campaign right after the nomination that he should go to Iraq. She said they laughed at her and said the press would make fun of him. (Isn't that interesting...he was AFRAID of the press.)Jim Pinkerton said that the reason he is going NOW is that he has already decided to run in 08.

Myself, I think he is going in order to continue his life-long mission of undermining military morale and betraying this country.

[agere_contra]

"Kerry KNOWS he is going to be the president"

Of Iraq? I didn't know he wanted the job.

[marvlus]

You're being delusional. Can you imagine the chaos that would occur in our country if this were to happen? It's not going to happen.

[rhombus]

Ohio will be another rock in Kerry's trick or treat bag.

[anniegetyourgun]

I never know how to grade DU posts here on FR. I know the owner disapproves of them, but they can be good for a laugh. And, hey, at least the poster didn't link and encourage people to go there. What say you?

[MinuteGal]

If Kerry speaks to any troops there, I hope they turn their backs to him.

Leni

[sticker]

Maybe he will stay in Iraq longer than he did in Vietnam

[Allegra]

He's doing it so that when he runs in 2008, he can replace his tired "I was in Vietnam" line with "I was in Iraq." You'll hear it repeatedly in all of his boring, dorky speeches.

Whatever, Ketchup Boy.

[LibSnubber]

The Delusional DUmmies are going to have to face the music sooner or later and realize that skerry is NOT going to come riding in on a white jackass to rescue them...

Build Me Up Buttercup
The Foundations

Why do you build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup baby just to
let me down (Let me down)
And mess me around
And then worst of all (Worst of all)
You never call baby
When you say you will (Say you will)
But I love you still
I need you (I need you)
More than anyone darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup
Don't break my heart

[speed_addiction]

You know if you honestly believe Santa Claus is coming but day after day, he fails to show up you sincerely start to believe that TODAY MUST BE THE DAY! Then you tell yourself that tommorow, then the day after that, then the day after that.

The DUmmies are dreading Jan 20th. Because for them Jan 20th is the day after Christmas and they will have to face the fact that Santa Claus did not come.

[Maceman]

Do you think this might have some meaning: that Kerry KNOWS he is going to be the president, or am I just being delusional?

Good question. But the correct answer is: You and Kerry are BOTH delusional. You, because you think Kerry will somwhow be president on January 20, and Kerry, because he thinks that he has anything at all to contribute by going to Iraq, or that anybody even cares.

[rdl6989]

Another DUmmy off his/her medicine (not to mention his or her rocker). They really should be more careful about that.

[Mike Darancette]

I hope some Embedded Reporter gets some GI to ask Kerry about his war crimes and Christmas Eve in Cambodia.

I'll bet the Liberal Press will not approve.