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1 posted on 12/16/2004 8:07:10 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Hmm...

Them ain't bulls; Them are steers.


2 posted on 12/16/2004 8:08:10 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: presidio9

Of course they are "bulls without balls.

They are French "bulls".


4 posted on 12/16/2004 8:10:20 AM PST by sd-joe (Peace is not a goal, but a consequence of doing what is right and preventing what is wrong.)
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To: presidio9

The French are probably still trying to MILK those bulls.


5 posted on 12/16/2004 8:10:51 AM PST by HMFIC (US Marines, you yell, we shell.)
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To: presidio9

Sounds like they need a Texas COWBOY.


6 posted on 12/16/2004 8:10:59 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (A little knowledge is dangerous.-- I live dangerously.)
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To: presidio9; abbi_normal_2; Ace2U; adam_az; Alamo-Girl; Alas; alfons; alphadog; amom; AndreaZingg; ...
Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.
9 posted on 12/16/2004 8:14:05 AM PST by farmfriend ( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)
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To: presidio9

Hmmm...

Looks like even French COWS don't have any balls...


10 posted on 12/16/2004 8:14:27 AM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: presidio9
Looks like the "French officials", could use a cowboy.
11 posted on 12/16/2004 8:14:36 AM PST by RobinOfKingston (I hope I get a tagline for Christmas!)
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To: presidio9

You made me look silly laughing out loud in the library.

Nice. XD


12 posted on 12/16/2004 8:15:43 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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If the bulls continued to roam unchecked, the "ultimate solution" -- culling the group -- would have to be implemented, he said.

Hunting for Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton, Baa-baa Streisand CATTLE bump!
13 posted on 12/16/2004 8:15:54 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (FREE people needn't apply to a Government of/by/for the People for a gun (PERSONAL PROPERTY) permit!)
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To: presidio9
An attempt by French officials to tempt a group of 50 runaway bulls back to their pasture near Marseille by using heifers in heat has proven unsuccessful -- because most of the fugitive bovines are castrated.

Castrated males running away. A story the French can relate to 100%.

14 posted on 12/16/2004 8:15:57 AM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: presidio9
Good Lord, the French are stupid.

Here the French actually raise cattle but are under the impression that steers form "relationships" rather than responding to hormonal cues (or the lack thereof).

The Stockshow is going to open here in a few weeks, maybe the French could check out the quarter horses and roping equipment.

I just can't believe these people are so clueless. Doesn't anybody ride? Doesn't anybody have cattle dogs? Don't they have stock prods and portable gates over there? Sheesh.
23 posted on 12/16/2004 8:48:22 AM PST by Gingersnap
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Metro-sexual bulls. It had to happen. Their manhood has been sauced and turned into French Mountain Oysters, just to please the gonad gourmands. And now the people complain when all the bulls want to do is turn their grazing land into Birkenstockyards. On a similar note, can lesbian cows be far behind? (Rosie exception noted)


24 posted on 12/16/2004 8:59:36 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: presidio9

Maybe those bulls are from "gay Paree".


25 posted on 12/16/2004 9:02:38 AM PST by Mr. Keys
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Who can blame bulls for running away? Cattle eat their fodder.


28 posted on 12/16/2004 12:21:22 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (A Merry Christmas to all ,and to whom ever the Panthers hence forth play -a good night Irene!!!!!)
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