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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB

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To: Darksheare

It previews fine. I don't get it. *sigh* I'll try again.


61 posted on 01/14/2005 9:45:48 AM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
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To: negril
Welcome!


62 posted on 01/14/2005 9:46:03 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: hchutch; Long Cut; Poohbah; mhking; Godzilla
Godzilla sez, "Bring it on, biznitch!"

63 posted on 01/14/2005 9:47:02 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: negril

Welcome! You might want to ask TheBigB to be added to his ping list, so you don't miss out next week.


64 posted on 01/14/2005 9:47:22 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: negril
I'm honored your first post here is to moi. :) It's a great place to learn and have some light moments too.
65 posted on 01/14/2005 9:47:37 AM PST by lindor (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
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To: TheBigB
Silly huh
66 posted on 01/14/2005 9:48:12 AM PST by itssoamusing
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To: Tijeras_Slim

In the US, at least 59 million can be classified as morons, idiots or imbiciles.


67 posted on 01/14/2005 9:48:48 AM PST by Fog Nozzle (Was -29.7 F; -34.3 C, now marked up to -14.4 F; -25.8 C)
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To: dfwgator
And now for something completely different...


68 posted on 01/14/2005 9:49:23 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: lindor

69 posted on 01/14/2005 9:49:48 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: annyokie

I've had that happen to me a few times.
Things previewed for me because my blasted machine cached the image.
When I went to post the image, behold I had the dreaded red 'x' due to the image being unviewable for unknown reasons.
Drives me nuts at times when it happens to me.


70 posted on 01/14/2005 9:50:30 AM PST by Darksheare (Tales from the Freeper Foxhole presents: Darksheare's Coffee vs Midnight Troll)
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To: TheBigB
An 85-year-old Florida man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count.

The doctor grabbed a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."


The doctor was shocked! "Dear God, man... you asked your neighbor?

"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
71 posted on 01/14/2005 9:51:43 AM PST by JimWforBush
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To: TheBigB

W could just provide a link to Ted Kennedy's bloviating yesterday..


72 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:23 AM PST by ken5050
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To: socal_parrot

All the sudden I'm hungry for pizza!


73 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:24 AM PST by negril
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To: Darksheare

Same here. I stuck on my server so I don't know where it went wrong.


74 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:24 AM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
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To: TheBigB

75 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:36 AM PST by SheLion (God bless our military members and keep them safe.)
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To: socal_parrot

All of a sudden I am in the mood for pizza.....


76 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:39 AM PST by JimWforBush
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To: Dog Gone

lol

I can't cut and paste. How can I get that cartoon?


77 posted on 01/14/2005 9:52:55 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: TheBigB

I'm not gonna wash my dishes today. We'll eat out of paper plates tonight.....I'm free I'm free..


78 posted on 01/14/2005 9:53:06 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: JimWforBush

That's funny.


79 posted on 01/14/2005 9:53:09 AM PST by MAWG (Diversity is where everyone looks different but thinks the same way.)
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To: TheBigB
Fav Saturday cartoons: Looney Tunes.

Happy Friday, all!

80 posted on 01/14/2005 9:53:54 AM PST by trisham
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