*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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[TheBigB]

Woo hoo! TGIF! After receiving various requests, here is today's OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Enjoy! :) As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

To get started...

No threads allowed, but '80s teen-pop icon Debbie (scuze me, Deborah) Gibson will be in PLAYBOY next month: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15787,00.html

"Yay, Friday silliness!" :^)

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"Sea Creatures Rule! WA-ter! WA-ter!"

[TheBigB]

Awwwwwww. Cute! :^)

[Izzy Dunne]

Hey, Honey! Let's choose THIS airline !

[najida]

OK, that's me ;)

20 years ago

[melbell]

You can have her...

hehe...kidding! thanks :)

[ArGee]

That's one pute cuppy.
- Speverand Rooner.

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Iv'e got plenty of beer for tonight. If I run out, I have a 30 pack in the down stairs fridge for just suck emergencies. The wife is set on beer too, she doesn't like wine.

The wife handles the bills, I saved a ton of money on my insurance with GEICO, we have a foot of snow, so the lawn is plenty watered, Trash guys don't come until Tuesday, The fish, kids and dog all have enough food and warm clothes (t5he fish don't wear clothes, but the pond has a nice ice hole {hehe} in it). I made the bed this morning with my wife (we messed it up good last night).

My company just scored another huge job, so my mind is free for the afternoon.

Enough thinking, on with the silliness!!

[TheBigB]

I prefer...

Please return your stewardess to her original upright and locked position. :^)

[Dallas59]

[rockabyebaby]

Are you series? This is HUGH! lmao!

[ArGee]

Iv'e got plenty of beer for tonight. If I run out, I have a 30 pack in the down stairs fridge for just suck emergencies.

What ever you do, DO NOT explain what those emergencies might be.

Shalom.

[melbell]

thanks! :)

I kinda like her! ;)

[thag]

If I run out, I have a 30 pack in the down stairs fridge for just suck emergencies

Whoa, dude I wanna come to YOUR parties!

[peacebaby]

dang! I'm impresssed. Well, I'll tell you the truth: We're expecting sleet tonight, so everybody's shopping for bread and milk and toilet paper, except me. I'm shopping for beer and vodka.

[TheBigB]

suck emergencies

Do we WANT to know???

[najida]

My mechanic.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Hey, I had nothing to do with Emerson.

[EllaMinnow]

[atruelady]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

L O friggin L

[peacebaby]

"... just suck emergencies ....'

In emergencies, you're thinking about THAT?

Figures. : ]

[Professional Engineer]

Oh my!

[TheBigB]

"Do not panic! Aaaalll is welll!"

[Dallas59]

[Miss Behave]

LOL. I was at a wine tasting event in Napa many years ago, and after a few *tastes*, got confused and made a very loud comment on how beautiful the CHLAMYDIA (cyclamen) at the event were.

I stopped all surrounding talk and laughter DEAD in its tracks. :-) Guess I'm a dead shot, heh heh.

I didn't realize what I'd said, and just looked at everyone like there was something wrong with THEM. :-)

[peacebaby]

thank you, sir, may I have another?

[ArGee]

We're expecting sleet tonight, so everybody's shopping for bread and milk and toilet paper, except me. I'm shopping for beer and vodka.

We had a large snow forecast for last Saturday. I went to the soopermarket for my weekly shopping (bad planning) and the place was packed. They were out of pudding.

PUDDING?

The pre-packaged kind.

I live in a wierd town, I tell ya'. Wierd.

Shalom.

[Dog Gone]

[Dallas59]

[peacebaby]

Oh, do behave! : }

[Fierce Allegiance]

Ooops!

[TheBigB]

*snicker*

[TheBigB]

"Take me to your disco!"

[Fierce Allegiance]

Yo, where is your team?

[TheBigB]

At home, recuperating. *sigh*

[Dog Gone]

[TheBigB]

But you know I'm still rooting for the Pats. Hate the Iggles. :^)

[Dog Gone]

Oh man, that is an awesome photo, ROFL

[EllaMinnow]

[peacebaby]

Hey, TheBigB! Who's on first?

[TheBigB]

[TheBigB]

Who?

[Fierce Allegiance]

[peacebaby]

No, who's on second.

What's on first?

(Hey, everybody, help me out here.)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Poop on a poophead's head seems like overkill. I like it!

[TheBigB]

No, WHO'S on first, WHAT'S on second.

I DON'T KNOW'S on third...

[Fierce Allegiance]

Here's some help:

[Fierce Allegiance]

[_katie_scarlet]

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.

[ArGee]

From that same vaudville show with "The Preacher and The Bear" that I posted earlier.

Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Today is catching.
Tomorrow's pitching.
Why is in left field.
Because is center field.
Right field and short stop are never listed.

...
Toby: Well, I'm a pretty good catcher, so I'll catch Today.
Mr. Bates: OK.
Toby: When the first guy gets up, he bunts the ball. Me, being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first, so I pick up the ball and I throw it to Who?
Mr. Bates: That's the first intelligent thing you've said.
Toby: (Screaming) I don't even know what I'm talking about!
...

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Welcome to FR!