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New Study: Breast size determines personality
Annanova ^ | 2/22/05

Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."


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Should have posted in "Busting News."

1 posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:18 AM PST by KidGlock
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To: KidGlock; Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Constitution Day

2 posted on 02/23/2005 5:59:44 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lazamataz; TheBigB

Gentlemen:

Your article has arrived. :)

Regards, Ivan


3 posted on 02/23/2005 5:59:54 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: KidGlock
This ought to be interesting....


4 posted on 02/23/2005 6:00:22 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: KidGlock

What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?


5 posted on 02/23/2005 6:00:31 AM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: KidGlock

pics?


6 posted on 02/23/2005 6:00:52 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: MadIvan

This thread is totally meaningless without pictures.


7 posted on 02/23/2005 6:00:54 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: KidGlock

Oh puleeeeeeeeeeeeeese . . . what's next . . . $crotum shape determines personality?

Yak


8 posted on 02/23/2005 6:01:39 AM PST by WIladyconservative (Be an active member of the pajamahadeen - set up a monthly donation to FR!!)
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To: KidGlock

I think this gentleman just wanted an excuse to examine womanly attributes all day.


9 posted on 02/23/2005 6:01:49 AM PST by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: 2banana

Come on!

Bringing them up on a thread like this is pretty mean.


10 posted on 02/23/2005 6:01:50 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: KidGlock

Pictures! (Ya, I know, someone is going to post pictures of melons, oranges, lemons, pears, pineapples, grapefruits, etc)


11 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:03 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: KidGlock

Looks like none of the examples are particularly interested in sex...


12 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:05 AM PST by RockinRight (It's NOT too early to start talking about 2006...or 2008.)
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To: KidGlock
The size of HER breasts often defined MY personality when I was around a woman...........
13 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:15 AM PST by MindBender26 (Having your own XM177 E2 means never having to say you are sorry......)
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To: 2banana

``What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?``

I did not see anything describing flapjack or mudsack breasts.


14 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:40 AM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: KidGlock

Damn, an interesting article & the boss just called me in. I'll be back!


15 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:44 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
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To: KidGlock

"A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

Spoken like a real scientist. Lol


16 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:47 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: KidGlock

More fun than feeling the bumps on people's heads.


17 posted on 02/23/2005 6:02:59 AM PST by DManA
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To: Junior

Wonder how the before and after results would compare?


18 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:01 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: KidGlock

I like my women with lottsa personality


19 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:11 AM PST by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: KidGlock

Nice work if you can get it, but methinks this is a remarkably inventive con job.


20 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:14 AM PST by OESY
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To: KidGlock
OK, this study does not go far enough. I am absolutely sure other factors are involved, such as heft, firmness, perkiness, anti-gravity factor, and bounce. And yes, I will be glad to conduct the research. (Was there any doubt where this was going?)
21 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:30 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: TXBSAFH
Considering how the researcher sees life, perhaps this is a good picture to start with:

Regards, Ivan

22 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:38 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: KidGlock

Banana shaped breasts indicate the woman is old and crabby.


23 posted on 02/23/2005 6:03:58 AM PST by Manic_Episode (OUT OF ORDER)
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To: 5Madman2

LoL


24 posted on 02/23/2005 6:04:10 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: KidGlock
Should have been "Breast size determines perception of personality."
25 posted on 02/23/2005 6:04:47 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News.")
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To: KidGlock

Fruit salad,

Yummy Yummy


26 posted on 02/23/2005 6:04:52 AM PST by ko_kyi
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To: Enterprise

27 posted on 02/23/2005 6:04:58 AM PST by Callahan
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To: RockinRight
Looks like none of the examples are particularly interested in sex...

Hahahaha....you learn somethin new everyday.

28 posted on 02/23/2005 6:05:08 AM PST by fml
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To: KidGlock

yeah, mine.


29 posted on 02/23/2005 6:05:13 AM PST by the invisib1e hand ("remember, from ashes you came, to ashes you will return.")
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To: KidGlock

I've noticed that women with Dupont JQ-T17 breasts tend to prefer vodka over gin.


30 posted on 02/23/2005 6:05:51 AM PST by bayourod ("It's for the children" has been replaced by "It's to fight terrorists.")
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To: KidGlock

He left out grapes (and the older equivalent, raisins). ;)


31 posted on 02/23/2005 6:05:53 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: MadIvan

Thanks. I needed that...


32 posted on 02/23/2005 6:06:04 AM PST by null and void (<------ A truly wonderful guy - even if I say so myself...)
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Constitution Day

(Just in case you missed it the first time.)

OK, this study does not go far enough. I am absolutely sure other factors are involved, such as heft, firmness, perkiness, anti-gravity factor, and bounce. And yes, I will be glad to conduct the research. (Was there any doubt where this was going?)


33 posted on 02/23/2005 6:06:32 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: Callahan
Cantaloupes - how could I have forgotten?
34 posted on 02/23/2005 6:06:34 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: ko_kyi

35 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:08 AM PST by Callahan
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To: KidGlock
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.


________________


DAMN IT! I knew if something looked to good to be true it was, but I though boobs were the exception.

Now I am a stuck with two trophies that want to be looked at but not touched.

I wish I would have seen this 13 years ago!
36 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:15 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Bawa WahWa)
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To: TXBSAFH; Enterprise; CzarNicky
OK. Here's your pictures.

You perverts!

37 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:19 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: KidGlock

Let the games begin.......


38 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:32 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: KidGlock

Breasts and fruit.

39 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:43 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: KidGlock

Perhaps we need to see the raw study data ;-)


40 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:44 AM PST by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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To: MadIvan

41 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:50 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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To: Callahan
Japanese Cutie Musk Melons

42 posted on 02/23/2005 6:08:29 AM PST by OESY
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To: KidGlock

Looks like a screen at a slot machine!


43 posted on 02/23/2005 6:09:07 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: KidGlock

That's hot


44 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:17 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: 2banana

45 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:22 AM PST by Callahan
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To: Brad Cloven

Regards, Ivan

46 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:31 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: Manic_Episode

You may be on to something.

47 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:49 AM PST by yooling (Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!)
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To: martin_fierro

48 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:02 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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To: KidGlock

FWIW, I've always found women with large breasts to be incredibly charming.


49 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:05 AM PST by South Hawthorne (Maybe THIS post will get me on a thread on DU...)
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To: KidGlock
Ok, buddy, what can you tell about HIS personality?
50 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:29 AM PST by Darnright
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