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New Study: Breast size determines personality
Annanova ^
| 2/22/05
Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
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To: Arrowhead1952
I knew you were kidding........... my take is the writer is gay - he doesn't appear to like big breasts - ;^)
To: KidGlock
Wow, I didn't realize breasts came in so many different fruit shapes. How does a lemon-shaped breast look compared to a pear-shaped breast, for instance??
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posted on
02/23/2005 2:30:46 PM PST
by
k2blader
(It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
To: KidGlock
To: KidGlock
I'll throw in a few of my own puns . . . .
Any woman with fruits for breasts: fruity
Pear-shaped women: "Wow, what a pear!"
Lemon-shaped: She's a tart.
Flat-chested: She has no personality.
Small-breasted: She's shallow.
Implants: What a phony.
Of course, someone may have a well-rounded personality. ;-)
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posted on
02/23/2005 3:17:36 PM PST
by
MoochPooch
(A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
To: Mr. Jeeves
How about Gin-Soaked raisins?
Oh yeah, those look like Teresa Heinz-Kerry!
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posted on
02/23/2005 4:45:34 PM PST
by
albee
(A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
To: 2banana
What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?Inies
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posted on
02/23/2005 6:41:49 PM PST
by
reg45
To: RockinRight
Looks like none of the examples are particularly interested in sex...They must have surveyed only MARRIED women.
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posted on
02/23/2005 6:43:13 PM PST
by
reg45
To: Graycliff
I guess honing straps aren't fruit either?
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posted on
02/24/2005 5:56:18 AM PST
by
yooling
(Ni!!!!)
To: yooling
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posted on
02/24/2005 6:22:25 AM PST
by
Graycliff
("Life is just one darn thing after another; LOVE is just two darn things after each other.")
To: wmichgrad
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posted on
02/24/2005 6:32:25 AM PST
by
CSM
("I just started shooting," said Gloria Doster, 56. "I was trying to blow his brains out ....")
To: KidGlock
Mine are like eggplants; does he have a "reading" for those?
(Whaddya expect after nursing six kids!)
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posted on
02/24/2005 2:15:19 PM PST
by
Conservatrix
(He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: WIladyconservative
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posted on
02/24/2005 6:17:54 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Teresa Heinz-Kerry, better known as Kerry's "Noisy Two Legged ATM")
To: Brad Cloven
I think I married a grapefruit that went bad, then sucked on a few lemons before settling on a wonderful peach!!
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posted on
02/25/2005 3:04:27 PM PST
by
compman
To: All
I've got a couple of degrees, but have missed one in Sexology. Can I get it from a match book cover??
This guy had to have had some bad experiences.
I had a professor who loved to show pictures of fertility goddess statues with multiple breasts. I swear he drooled when he was counting. Come to think of it, he was Italian.
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posted on
02/25/2005 3:16:24 PM PST
by
furball4paws
(It's not the cough that carried him off - it's the coffin they carried him off in (O. Nash -I think))
To: ko_kyi
Don't you ever, EVER, quote those damned wiggles on this site. Ever, ever again. Ever. Ever. Do you hear me?
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posted on
02/26/2005 1:17:11 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soilent green is made of liberals...)
To: TheBigB
re: your photo of the woman and her boobs doing sit-ups
Okay, I understand that guys dig boobs, but that is just retarded.
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posted on
02/26/2005 1:21:49 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soilent green is made of liberals...)
To: exnavychick
The only women who are catty over some other woman's implants are the one's who can't afford them. It's called jealousy.
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posted on
02/26/2005 1:25:10 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soilent green is made of liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
The only women who are catty over some other woman's implants are the one's who can't afford them. It's called jealousy.ROFLMAO!
To: teenyelliott
Not even as a big boobs pun? Isn't there some kind of offsetting principle where a tits joke cancels out the Wiggles?
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posted on
02/26/2005 2:12:54 PM PST
by
ko_kyi
To: ko_kyi
No. Boobs can always be funny. The Wiggles can never be funny.
Whenever my husband and I really want to irritate each other, we sing that fruit salad thing. They are just sooooo stupid.
Perhaps I am being too rigid (is that a poor choice of words given the subject matter?), but I think not.
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posted on
02/26/2005 4:30:40 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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