[PatriotEdition]

I almost forgot... this isn't me, but i found this on MuseumofLeftwingLunacy.com - it's "The Day Dan Rather Lied" sung to the tune of "The Day the Music Died".

http://www.kfyi.com/promo/liddy_hill/audio/daydanratherlied.wma

[mikrofon]

Doug recently posted a parody song re: Rather's departure, from the song "Daniel".

I was thinking of tweaking the tune O Danny Boy -- the sentiment is there and it sounds somewhat Western, suitable for the faux-Texan...

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here ya go.

I am a Dork (sung to New York New York)

Stop faking the news,
I'm leavin today.
I'd Rather dig a new hole now,
I'm just a dork.

The C B S News,
Has shoved me away.
They'd Rather bury all of it,
I'm just a dork.

I want to make up some fake memos,
And not get caught.
I'll be the king of my views.
Call it the news.
Spread lies to you.
And get my dues.

Thaaaaaaaa C B S Neeeeeeews,
Has shoved me Awaaaaaaaaay,
I'll fake a brand new start of it.
I am a doooooooooooork
If I can't fake it there,
I'll sit in my underwear.
And start a blog to clear my name
I am a Dooooooooooork.

Conspiracy Guy

[doug from upland]

DANIEL

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is one of my oldies. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1185436/posts?page=112#112

[Lady Jag]

[MetalHeadConservative35]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

as if ANYTHING else fits