Father Explains Condoms to Son
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
Virgin son ask his shy father what to do on his wedding night.
Father replies "Well son, you take the long thing you used to play with and put it where she pees."
Later that evening, a confused bride wonders why there is a baseball bat in the toilet.
A man walks into a drug store and asks the Pharmacist for a package of condoms.
The Pharmacists rings up the order and says. "That will be four dollars plus tax."
"Tax? I thought that they stayed on by themselves."
LOL!