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Why Want Bush Do Something about the cost of gas? (ZOT!!! He awaits orders from Juwish Modz.)

Posted on 03/23/2005 4:07:55 PM PST by John Zell

Gas costs so much. I cant afford it. Why want Bush do something?

Don't say he can't. His daddy or his handlers could be on the phone in 2 minutes with the Rothchilds and by 1 week, oil prices would be under $20 and gas would be 1 dollar a gallon. You know it and I know it.

Why want he? Do you know? Is there sombody we can call?

Plaese advice.

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Michael Schiavo Falls Victim To Salmonella Infested Egg Pacman terminal............... | 4/1/05 | MsTiffanythepacmanlady Posted on 04/01/2005 7:49:14 AM PST by MsTiffanythepacmanlady In an ironic twist of events, Michael Schiavo lays close to death this morning after a breakfast of bacon and eggs. It appears that the eggs were infected with salmonella, a sometimes deadly poisoness byproduct of eggs not cooked at proper and required heat temperatures. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOPICS: Click to Add Topic KEYWORDS: EGGS; JUSTICE; MICHAELSCHIAVO; SALMONELLA; Click to Add Keyword -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Report Abuse | Bookmark ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In an ironic twist of events, Michael Schiavo lays close to death this morning after a breakfast of bacon and eggs. It appears that the eggs were infected with salmonella, a sometimes deadly poisoness byproduct of eggs not cooked at proper and required heat temperatures. Hospital spokesman E.Z. Justice released a statement at 8:35 (easter time) saying that Mr. Schiavo was resting uncomfortably and in agonizing pain at press time. Mr. Schiavo does not have a living will and his partner Jodi said in a press statement that "I believe the wishes of Michael would be DNR. He would not want any lifesaving measures and certainly not a feeding tube to sustain life." Buh bye Michael Schiavo. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!! OK, so justice does not happen quickly - but it will and to Michael Schiavo - "Go suck an egg." 1 posted on 04/01/2005 7:49:15 AM PST by MsTiffanythepacmanlady [ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies | Report Abuse ]

Help needed for a helpless puppy!!! (Writing a turn page paper! Go away, bad bad kitties!)

Posted on 04/01/2005 10:21:25 AM PST by FuppyDog

Hi my name is FuppyDog. I am new to this site. I am a concervative Yellow Lab who just got interested in politics do to the fact that the Democarts are starting to tick me off and I blame them for the rise in dog food. My liberal owner is a flaming lib who only gives me dry puppy food and woun't give me any meat products like a nice can or two of moist alpo. I also like hotdogs and other meat products. I will do anything for a hotdog and if you gave me some polish sausage I would run of a cliff for you. I was hoping that there are some nice dog loving freepers out there who will take me away from this maddness. It waries me. If I hear the woodstock album one more time I'm going to bite his neck. Anyways here is a picture of me after I found out my communist owner voted for Kerry... Long life Bush!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOPICS: Click to Add Topic KEYWORDS: 1DUMTROLL; 2QWIK2ZOT; APRILFOOL; DAZEDANDCONFUSED; DRUNKANDDISORDERLY; IDIOTIC; NARCOLEPSY; NEWDAYSAMEHIPPIE; SCHOOLGIRL; SNORE; STONEDTOTHEGILLS; STONER; TURNPAGEPAPER; UNIMAGINATIVE; YAWN; ZOT; ZOTMELONGANDHARD; ZOTMESOHARDITHURTS; Click to Add Keyword

My favorite is the following. Post 97 was hilarious.

Stop inhumane ZOT! experiments on liberal trolls!!!!!

Posted by Martha2005
On News/Activism 03/16/2005 5:54:35 AM PST · 215 replies · 3,595+ views

Stop inhumane experiments on liberal trolls!!!!!!!

Oh my! I recently encountered stunning liberal talking points concerning trolldom! Or concerning what FReepers do on the forum with idiots.

I was really shocked and my eyes wide open when I was reading it! Unfortunately I lost the link but I will retell you what I happened to get to know. The people at the DNC set inhumane experiments over trolls! It is outrageous

To: Martha2005
OK, how did the text’s wording change from “Iraqi children” to “liberal Trolls”?

94 posted on 03/16/2005 6:09:52 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott
OK, how did the text’s wording change from “Iraqi children” to “liberal Trolls”?

I have no idea what you're talking about...

97 posted on 03/16/2005 6:12:00 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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