I thought book reports were due on Friday??
Has the Friday madness thread started early?
I hope you aren't actually turning this in as homework or something.
I don't think I've read this.
I wrote this same report when I was in 2nd grade. You plagiarized it.
LOL, this is great! Definately the best vanity thread I ever read. Dr. Smuglisexi, too funny, you must stop all other work and start a long series of paperback detective novels starring your new character.
Who is it, who is it really? I'm thinking it's either Patricia Cornwall or oh, I can't think, that Brit one, she's always inflicting needless pain on her characters. She once gave a little boy lukemia for NO GOOD REASON. I asked my friend, who'd also read the book "did it make any sense when that kid got lukemia, did I miss something?" and she said "no, she does stuff like that to her characters all the time" Well, he didn't even die in the book, nor recover, so it was very stupid, just annoying.
Oh my, thank you SO much for that laugh!
OK, who's the hack?
I've read that book. I save them and every winter they save me load or two from the woodpile.