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REVELATIONS - PART III
04/28/05 | vanity

Posted on 04/28/2005 9:05:10 AM PDT by genefromjersey

When Part II ended last week,the Professor and the Nun were in Perilous Strains,Greece (population 837-excluding malevolent entities).

The Professor lay unconscious,amid the still-falling rubble of an abandoned chapel.

The Nun,rolling her eyes heavenward,was heard to cry out in anguish: "Oh,Lord ! Men are such babies !"

BUT WAIT !
It's now Part III,and the Professor is tucked into a hospital bed,all comfy cozy,and the Nun is beaming with relief at his rapid recovery.

The Dauntless Duo have not found the Miracle Baby yet...

BUT WAIT !
The doctor casually tells them where the child's mother may be found.He knows exactly which Italian mental hospital she is in. The Nun is convinced of the validity of her tale. The Professor is a bit skeptical-but they hurry to Rome,where they are admitted immediately,and without question to see one of the Cardinals.

BUT WAIT !
The Cardinal (a fat, nasty "poofter",if I do say so !)not only fails to help them, he threatens to excommunicate the Nun. The disheartened duo trudge away.

BUT WAIT !
Some unknown assailant in a shiny BMW tries repeatedly to run them down ! After several narrow escapes, the Professor pushes the Nun into a dress shop,and urges her to put on some less conspicuous "civvies".

The Nun emerges wearing a bright red dress - (so much for inconspicuous !)To make matters worse,red is not her best color!!

Nonetheless,they make good their escape from the assassins,and head straightaway for a train terminal. (Who would think to look for fugitives in a terminal ??)

BUT WAIT !
Back in the good ol' USA, the Satanists-under the leadership of the murderous Nash T. Bassard,have kidnapped the Professor's son-video game style.

Nash T. Bassard himself has used arcane powers to look through the eyes of The Brain Dead Girl,and determine where the Nuns are hiding her.

BUT WAIT !
Why in heck am I watching this crap ?
It is clearly a big-screen version of a video game !

Cut to Commercial...... PLEASE !!


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: armageddon; hollywood; revelations; strange; variant
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1 posted on 04/28/2005 9:05:10 AM PDT by genefromjersey
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To: genefromjersey

The doobies will do that to ya.


2 posted on 04/28/2005 9:07:49 AM PDT by stinkerpot65
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To: genefromjersey

LOL


What are you watching Gene?


3 posted on 04/28/2005 9:08:38 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: genefromjersey
I watched the first two episodes of this because I'd heard about it on Medved.  At this point, there's so many frickin' characters I can't tell who's who and why they're doing what they're doing.  I'm done with that show.
 
Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

4 posted on 04/28/2005 9:09:58 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: genefromjersey
I am ashamed to admit it, but I am watching this, too. I just wish they would have better sound quality. The gal who plays the nun mutters so much that my husband is constantly saying, "What did she say?"

Also, you left out the part where apparently Nash has switched brains with the girl in the coma who was speaking in Latin while guarded by the sisters at the convent.

Anyone who hasn't watched this show will think we are nuts, won't they?

5 posted on 04/28/2005 9:11:48 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Owl_Eagle

I am not giving up. John Rhys-Davies has only had a small part so far as the scientist in the wheelchair. I want to see how he winds up fitting into the story.


6 posted on 04/28/2005 9:13:01 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: genefromjersey

I kept forcing myself to try to watch it. It kept jumping around from one subplot to another and back.

I was sitting there thinking that they need to start bringing some sense to it. Otherwise, it is getting list ABC's LOST --- losing.

The one advantage Revelations has it the lack of much competition from other networks or even cable. It is about the only thing going in that timeslot, and it is foundering.


7 posted on 04/28/2005 9:13:30 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: genefromjersey

It appears that you may be in need of some Gene Therapy.


8 posted on 04/28/2005 9:14:34 AM PDT by Socratic (Ignorant and free? It's not to be. - T. Jefferson (paraphrase))
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To: genefromjersey
And who are those devil-girl models that keep showing up and giving the doctor and the nun sinister looks?

And how did that girl witch person get in that kid's computer?

And why does Nash keep biting his own finger off? And why does it re-grow?

Really, we need these questions answered!!!

9 posted on 04/28/2005 9:15:16 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Owl_Eagle
I can't tell who's who and why they're doing what they're doing

The same with me. I didn't realize that the kid who got kidnapped was actually the son of the main character, and I kept wondering what that subplot had to do with anything. I also wondered why the kid needed a bodyguard to walk him to school.
10 posted on 04/28/2005 9:16:03 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: TomGuy
The bodyguard was hired because Nash had threatened the doctor's family, even though his wife has divorced him and remarried.

What I couldn't figure out was why the bodyguard apparently had no gun or cell phone. And how did that witch-girl keep popping up and then disappearing?

Also, I think the Biblical quotes are supposed to pertain to the plot, but they flash them on the screen so quickly that sometimes you can't read the whole thing.

11 posted on 04/28/2005 9:19:28 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
Yes, and when do we get to the Ginsu Knives ??
12 posted on 04/28/2005 9:38:02 AM PDT by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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To: genefromjersey
LOL!

I think we should have a live thread next week. It would also help us keep up with the plot. Obviously, you thought that Nash was using powers to look through the brain-dead girl's eyes, whereas I thought they were switching brains! We need explanations!

I am now morbidly fascinated with this program, and will watch next week. I still hold out hope, because of Rhys-Davies being in it. I am hoping that this week was a low point.

HUGE number of characters, and many are not necessary to advance the plot. Why is the stepfather even there? Why have a bodyguard who doesn't guard? Who is the Cardinal? And what about the virgin mother in the mental hospital?

Boy, I sound really bewildered, don't I?

13 posted on 04/28/2005 9:43:51 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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I am not giving up. John Rhys-Davies has only had a small part so far as the scientist in the wheelchair. I want to see how he winds up fitting into the story.

I believe he fits into the story as the narrator.

SD

14 posted on 04/28/2005 10:28:49 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Miss Marple
And who are those devil-girl models that keep showing up and giving the doctor and the nun sinister looks?

Spies, obviously.

And how did that girl witch person get in that kid's computer?

The internet.

And why does Nash keep biting his own finger off? And why does it re-grow?

It would seem the authorities re-attached his finger after he knocked it off to freak Dr. Massey out. Since he intends on breaking out soon, he doesn't need the feeble surgical re-attachment. He can just grow his own back.

SD

15 posted on 04/28/2005 10:31:44 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: TomGuy
I didn't realize that the kid who got kidnapped was actually the son of the main character, and I kept wondering what that subplot had to do with anything.

He's actually the step-son of Dr. Massey's ex-wife.

SD

16 posted on 04/28/2005 10:34:15 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

See, we need a live thread so we can all keep up!


17 posted on 04/28/2005 11:24:38 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
And who are those devil-girl models that keep showing up and giving the doctor and the nun sinister looks?

No kidding! What is the deal with them???

18 posted on 04/28/2005 11:35:46 AM PDT by grellis ("Unless, God forbid, there are two Placentas walking around"--FR demkicker)
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I don't know. Maybe we will find out next week. you ARE going to watch it, aren't you?


19 posted on 04/28/2005 11:38:51 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
See, we need a live thread so we can all keep up!

Actually, there have been attempts to do a live thread, with little interest. I think a show like this is better off if you watch it, and then discuss what you saw. If you were busy FReeping, you'd miss the show.

SD

20 posted on 04/28/2005 11:40:56 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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