TOMMY LEE DATES A TRANSVESTITE

Contact Music ^ | 4/29/05 | staff

[pissant]

Rocker TOMMY LEE is playing down his latest romantic encounter after reportedly seducing a transvestite in a Seattle, Washington club.

The MOTLEY CRUE star was a guest DJ at Club Medusa when he spotted the blonde bombshell, according to American tabloid the NATIONAL ENQUIRER, and made his move.

According to onlookers, the rocker invited his date into a VIP area of the club and spent the evening kissing her before she headed for the restrooms and was spotted relieving herself at the men's urinals.

The news didn't get back to Tommy Lee, however, and the drummer left the club with his new friend.

[pissant]

Gives new meaning to being a Head-Banger

[Mr. K]

I would imagine this would be very dangerous for any freak transvestite- once the guy finds out then he really WOULD be missing his private parts soon

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hello pissant. I have to say, from the video I have seen, at least Tommy will not have to be embarrassed that the transvestite is BIGGER than he is.

[pissant]

Tommy made a nudie video?

[End Times Sentinel]

This reminds me of a story.  Many years ago I was working out at my gym and I didn't have my glasses or contacts in (I have TERRIBLE vision) and this woman who was obviously a stripper was working out.  Platinum hair, Asian, very scantilly clad. 

When I got home, I asked my wife if she'd ever seen this woman at the gym and she said no.

The next day we went together and I "saw" the stripper again.  I pointed her out to the wife and she immediately yelled in her best Austin Powers "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

Never did see that stripper again.

 

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[pissant]

could it have been Bono in drag? Maybe Bono went to the same hairdresser as Slick Willie.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"This reminds me of a story. Many years ago I was working out at my gym and I didn't have my glasses or contacts in (I have TERRIBLE vision) and this woman who was obviously a stripper was working out. Platinum hair, Asian, very scantilly clad. When I got home, I asked my wife if she'd ever seen this woman at the gym and she said no. The next day we went together and I "saw" the stripper again. I pointed her out to the wife and she immediately yelled in her best Austin Powers "THAT'S A MAN, BABY!" Never did see that stripper again"

How much did you pay for the lap dance? How does it feel knowing it was a man? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Tommy made a nudie video?"

Like you and all the other men didn't watch it to see Pam Anderson naked.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Bono in drag is an even uglier thought than Bono as himself.

[pissant]

I NEVER want to see Pamela Anderson, nekkid or otherwise! Ask MamaTexan.

[pissant]

My guess is Tommy Lee knew what was under the skirt.

[conservativebabe]

Whoa, that's the truth. I could have lived without seeing the "tucking" though.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

True, very true.

[duck duck goose]

Only You!!!

[End Times Sentinel]

Thus the birth of the acronym AMSSAWBYLHITC.

 

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

An honest person arises. (No pun intended.)

[F16Fighter]

"Gives new meaning to being a Head-Banger"

Butta-boom-boom!

[Serb5150]

I'm not surprised. I've always thought Pamela looked a lot like a trannie, so it seems they're his type.

[MamaTexan]

Morning!

Yep, I can vouch for that..I made the mistake of posting a PA pic, and pissant really gave me *what for*! LOL!

(Thanks for the ping....I was in the process of being jumped all over by a bunch of Star Wars fans... GEESH!)

[maggief]

page six has him with Tara Reid:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/23683.htm

Oh, BTW, I don't know why but I thought of you when I read this:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/23685.htm

PITT, JOLIE SHOW BEAST SIDE

:-D