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The Guild 5-9-2005 Quotes about Women

Posted on 05/08/2005 6:30:20 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

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1 posted on 05/08/2005 6:30:21 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

"A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."
HL Mencken


"Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
Oscar Wilde


2 posted on 05/08/2005 6:40:03 PM PDT by Feiny ( I hate the very sight of liquor, which is why I hide it in my stomach.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
~Frank O'Connor

True.

3 posted on 05/08/2005 6:52:07 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer; Timeout; ClancyJ; BlessedAmerican; ...

4 posted on 05/08/2005 6:52:14 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Love your tagline HLL.

My favorite Barbie quote is:

"When I grow up, I want to be Barbie... that bitch has everything."

5 posted on 05/08/2005 6:59:48 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Napoleon sure had a way with words.....


6 posted on 05/08/2005 7:01:25 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

bttt


7 posted on 05/08/2005 7:02:25 PM PDT by Vision (When Hillary Says She's Going To Put The Military On Our Borders...She Becomes Our Next President)
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"Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably ended up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"A man doesn't insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale. After a while he realizes that she is beautiful, he just hadn't noticed it at first." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers." -- Robert A. Heinlein

8 posted on 05/08/2005 7:04:33 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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To: CheneyChick

And yet, by all accounts, he and Josephine had a very happy marriage. Go figure... ;)


9 posted on 05/08/2005 7:05:29 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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And yet, by all accounts, he and Josephine had a very happy marriage. Go figure... ;)

After Napoleon died, Josephine kept his penis in a box. Historians say that it looks like a seahorse.

10 posted on 05/08/2005 7:11:15 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?)
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I remember when Rush Limbaugh was making fun of "Divorced Barbie". She got Ken's Jeep, house,............

Some lady called in all bent out of shape because her daughter wanted one. LOL!


11 posted on 05/08/2005 7:17:41 PM PDT by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
You learn the most interesting facts at the Guild.

In 1999 such an organ was sold in a Christie's auction. John Lattimer, an US urologist, became the new owner, having paid $4,000 for it. In accordance with his observations, the penis size was 4.1 cm, and "could" have increased to a maximum of 6.6 cm in lenght when excited).


12 posted on 05/08/2005 7:53:06 PM PDT by MaeWest
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4.1 centimeters = 1.61417323 inches

Ouch, and now we know the rest of the story.


13 posted on 05/08/2005 7:57:28 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

"For women, "equality" is a disaster." -- Robert A. Heinlein

That man was a genius! Now, I must read all his work, right after I read "Last Train to Memphis" to fact-check that silly Elvis movie tonight.


14 posted on 05/08/2005 8:15:55 PM PDT by jocon307 (Irish grandmother rolls in grave, yet again.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Good Morning. Great Thread. I'll check back in later. I'm on the road this week, again, so my I'll check in when I can.


15 posted on 05/09/2005 3:58:08 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: CheneyChick

What a tiny little man.....


16 posted on 05/09/2005 4:10:11 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun; Hillary's Lovely Legs; MaeWest; Iowa Granny; All
Guten morgen, all. I've visited Napoleon's tomb and never guessed he wasn't "all there," although it seems the missing bits wouldn't have been noticed anyway.

Today's signs of the decline of American culture:

MARTHA Stewart should demand a recount. The doyenne of domesticity did not garner one single vote in an online poll by Child magazine on "Who is your No. 1 female hero?" Just in time for Mother's Day, "your mom" scored a whopping 53.7 percent of the vote, while Hillary Rodham Clinton nabbed 9.9 percent; Kelly Ripa, 8 percent; Angelina Jolie, 6.2 percent; and Madonna, 1.2 percent. When asked to write in their favorite female hero, Laura Bush, Oprah, the Virgin Mary, Mother Teresa, Condoleezza Rice and Gloria Steinem were mentioned. ...

BRENDAN Fraser says that Bill Clinton once made him jealous by flirting with the actor's busty, blond wife, Afton. When Clinton was president, Fraser hosted a Christmas carol program for him and First Lady Hillary at the White House. "My wife was wearing a red dress and has certain endowments," Fraser tells Elle magazine. "I introduced her in the receiving line, and he said, 'Hell-ooo, Afton.' The Secret Service was prodding people to move along, but I saw Clinton make this hand gesture like, 'Back off for a second, guys.' " Clinton immediately turned on the charm and began peppering Afton with questions about herself.

"She's getting all flushed, turning red, while I'm just standing there," Fraser recalls. He decided to get her out of there right away, and told the horndog-in-chief that he and Afton had to leave. "Suddenly I was like, 'I don't care if 38 guys are ready to kill me if I take one step to ward this man,'" he recalls. "Afton has never reacted that way to another man since I'd known her." After he calmed down, Fraser says he couldn't blame Afton for getting flustered by Clinton's flattery. "Clinton is 'The Man,' " Fraser says. "And you know what? I'd do him." (Page Six)

17 posted on 05/09/2005 5:21:31 AM PDT by mountaineer
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The male-slut former prez strikes again.....ugh.....


18 posted on 05/09/2005 5:26:36 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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'Hey y'all, Im preganant and still dressing in a camisole to go to the recording studio, anyone got some Cheetos or Funyons?'


19 posted on 05/09/2005 6:25:49 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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And my all time favorite from GWB...

"We've got an issue in America ... too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

20 posted on 05/09/2005 6:31:49 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (~~Secretary of Keepin' It Real)
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