[Textide]

b) Smacking open-mouth chewing imbeciles
c) Slurping drink noises from said imbeciles

Amen to these two! Food shouldn't make noise. I'm for the outlaw of chips, popcorn, ice, crunchy candy, etc...if it makes noise when you chew it, open mouthed or otherwise, ban it from the theater. Smackers should be sent to the nearest cow pasture as punishment.

[Gunrunner2]

>>Smackers should be sent to the nearest cow pasture as punishment.<<

To dine on the abundance of cow patties (on whole wheat, of course).

[Paul_Denton]

Amen to these two! Food shouldn't make noise. I'm for the outlaw of chips, popcorn, ice, crunchy candy, etc...if it makes noise when you chew it, open mouthed or otherwise, ban it from the theater. Smackers should be sent to the nearest cow pasture as punishment.

I agree! Those noises bother me as well. I put as much distance between me and where the crowd gravitates as possible and as close to one of the speakers as possible.