Posted on 05/16/2005 2:52:41 PM PDT by Mr. Blonde
Oh no you didn't!! LOL!!!
Oh my word....speak for yourself!
I love your tagline!that's hilarious.
popcorn ping
And it has a common ancestor with Kettle Corn.
I think we're talking Nobel Prize here!
I got it, I got it! LOL
You and Null and Void are the two wittiest ones on this forum.
Thanks for the giggle factor.
"Now I'm obsessing about what happened to those single missing socks."
You really need to stick with pantyhose, hon.
That's been solved. Socks are larval forms of wire coat hangers. Once the sock larvae metamorphesizes, it becomes a brand new wire hanger in your closet, Thus explaining both the decreasing number of socks in your drawer and the increasing number of hangers in you closet.
Old maids? I'd never heard of that one.
That's been solved. Socks are larval forms of wire coat hangers. Once the sock larvae metamorphesizes, it becomes a brand new wire hanger in your closet, Thus explaining both the decreasing number of socks in your drawer and the increasing number of hangers in you closet.
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That never works for me...I have fewer socks AND fewer hangers. LOL
LOL!!! I've always liked family gatherings, loads of fun. Other than that, I'm a real party pooper.
When I must go to a party, I keep looking at my watch and pop out when nobody is looking after quietly thanking my host and/or hostess.
Don't even joke about that!
"Now I'm obsessing about what happened to those single missing socks."
Yeah, I know. I keep finding those for the right foot and keep losing those for the left foot. Someday I’ll sort it all out and write a science research paper on it. I plan to ask for a grant.
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