Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)

ananova ^ | 5/26/05 | staff

[Finger Monkey]

Bite me.

[carolinacrazy]

"I think you found my force!"

[teenyelliott]

thaggy is gonna have a good time with that one.

[najida]

I agree,
Women are prettier nekkid...

And men can be nice nekkid too, just not all parts and not all at once and not all men.

[Skooz]

Something that few women understand is that men are attracted to everything about a woman. Everything.

The shape of her foot, the long grace of her fingers, the crazy way her shoulders seem to melt into her neck and then into her soft face.

An entire industry has been built upon men's "fetishes" for various areas of the female body. But, the fact is that men just have a woman "fetish." Men find women's soft, curvy feet, their shapely legs (long or short), their round bums, their smooth shoulders, their breasts (large or small--few men really have a preference), their silky calves, their fragile sweet faces----everything about a woman, to be irresistible. That industries have been built on a "foot fetish" or "breast fetish" is quite misleading to women who think that men are attracted to only certain parts of the female body. Men are hopelessly enchanted by every inch.

The way a woman brushes hair out of her face can send a man's mind reeling. And, after brushing, when one recalcitrant strand remains by her pouting lips, the way she blows it away like a little girl is so adorable and sweetly feminine that I just can't tell you what that does to us.

Women are the jewel of creation, The most marvelous and beautiful of all God's creatures. Men are in awe of women. Men are in awe of the clothes that cling to a woman's body, that scent peculiar to women, the way women laugh and giggle, the way women always have to go to the lady's room in pairs, the obsession most women have with shoes.

Men love women. Men love everything about women.

What's not to love?

[Finger Monkey]

Wha? Wha?

Bite me?

[thag]

"the ceremonial slapping of the toy sticks. ??? WTF?
You have to watch the video to understand, Bertha."


I haven't seen the video, but I still don't understand Bertha!

[teenyelliott]

I always found that nekkid men are much nicer than clothed men, too.

[najida]

Yep,
Nekkid men can be vera vera niiice on a warm day ;)

[teenyelliott]

Holy sheet, man. You are gonna make me cry.

[najida]

Ooohhhhh
You're so sweet!

Thank you. It actually made me feel quite pretty reading it (now I'm going to go home and break all the mirrors).

[teenyelliott]

vera vera niiice

funny

[Skooz]

LOL!

My wife just said that to me this morning.

I bought her some nice Egyption cotton (1000 thread count) sheets for our anniversary, and she commented about how much she enjoyed our nekkid bodies together curling up under the covers in thise sheets.

[teenyelliott]

Bertha is an enigma.

[teenyelliott]

How old are you? And how as a hetero do you know about thread count??????

[Skooz]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

When my wife and I were first married, she went on and on about the "thread count" of our sheets. It seems that my bachelor sheets didn't have a high enough "thread count."

Never bothered me. I slept just fine. But, she was determined to educate me and show me how my sheets were inferior to those her girlfriends and their husbands were sleeping on.

I learned all I know about "thread count" from her. I know that 1000 is a lot. :0)

[thag]

"Bertha is an enigma."

Wrapped in a riddle surrounded by a conundrum????

[Skooz]

Thag learn big words.

[najida]

I love high thread counts!

Your wife is sooooo lucky.

[thag]

"Ooohhhhh
You're so sweet!

Thank you. It actually made me feel quite pretty reading it (now I'm going to go home and break all the mirrors)."

No need for any desparate action....and remember, I've seen your pic!!! Hubba hubba!!!!