Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)

ananova ^ | 5/26/05 | staff

[carolinacrazy]

I tend to think when we are nekkid, that is when we are the nicest, and of course, should then be rewarded with some return nekkidness.

[teenyelliott]

exackedly

[thag]

"Mmm, please do . . .
You make me feel . . .

you make me feel . . .

You make me feel like a nat

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ral

wo

man

woman"


Two timin hussy!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.

Ouch! He is not going to like where they jam that helmet....

[Finger Monkey]

Something that few women understand is that men are attracted to everything about a woman. Everything.

The shape of her foot, the long grace of her fingers, the crazy way her shoulders seem to melt into her neck and then into her soft face.

An entire industry has been built upon men's "fetishes" for various areas of the female body. But, the fact is that men just have a woman "fetish." Men find women's soft, curvy feet, their shapely legs (long or short), their round bums, their smooth shoulders, their breasts (large or small--few men really have a preference), their silky calves, their fragile sweet faces----everything about a woman, to be irresistible. That industries have been built on a "foot fetish" or "breast fetish" is quite misleading to women who think that men are attracted to only certain parts of the female body. Men are hopelessly enchanted by every inch.

The way a woman brushes hair out of her face can send a man's mind reeling. And, after brushing, when one recalcitrant strand remains by her pouting lips, the way she blows it away like a little girl is so adorable and sweetly feminine that I just can't tell you what that does to us.

Women are the jewel of creation, The most marvelous and beautiful of all God's creatures. Men are in awe of women. Men are in awe of the clothes that cling to a woman's body, that scent peculiar to women, the way women laugh and giggle, the way women always have to go to the lady's room in pairs, the obsession most women have with shoes.

Men love women. Men love everything about women.

What's not to love?

Talk to me like this and I wouldn't have to go anywhere else to get my bosom heaving.

Lick,

Bertha

[Finger Monkey]

Wow. Wowee.

I'm all atwitter.

It's hard to type with one hand.

The other is fanning my heaving bosom.

Raour.

Man, I am such a chic.

Who knew?

[Finger Monkey]

Bertha is not real.

[Finger Monkey]

I only have hair where it counts

Wow, that's some talented hair.

P.S. Tell your wife she made an excellent choice in a mate.

[Skooz]

Thank you. :)

I tell her that most every day. She just rolls those pretty brown eyes..............

[martin_fierro]

HOW did I miss this thread?

[The SISU kid]

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

"Feel the force!"

The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator

[The SISU kid]

Ouch! He is not going to like where they jam that helmet....

[pissant]

ROFLMAO!

I don't know but I missed most if it to. Just got back in the office. Looks like some folks sure had some fun!

[pissant]

A rough fit, but I'm sure they'll make it work!

[pissant]

Make that a very rough fit!

[Dashing Dasher]

The female form is more attractive..

But a man can lift heavy things.


;^)

[Dashing Dasher]

Martin...

If you want to be part of the gang, we'll start to ping you for the really good ones!

;-)

[raivyn]

"feel the force", eh. Short, simple, and straight to the point! LOL

[Finger Monkey]

But a man can lift heavy things.

Yes they can. And more, besides. I like men with skills. Lots and lots of skills.

Bertha

[teenyelliott]

Well, let's face it. Men are just cool. A manly manly man is sooooo attractive.