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Posted on 06/03/2005 10:20:28 AM PDT by The Other Harry
Dude you are creeping me out. Big-time.
Get a bedpan. Sucks being a chick, huh?
SD
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Real soothing, Dave.
I meant that in the light-hearted Friday afternoon way. I could have suggested just peeing in the hot tub, but that would be gross.
SD
I figgered ya did, but I had to be a wiseass about the irony.
A person can be an alcoholic without being a child molester.
Time for a tagline change
Good choice. Y'all are warm weather dwellers. The only shirltess-at-the-7-11 here are the hard hardcore drunks.
I know. But the feeling I got from his message is that he has to stay away from kids- creeped me out.
I didn't feel anything funny, and I've got seven kids. I thought he was just commenting on the social climate.
Some people are drunks. My Grandpop was one. I've known some others ... stone cold alcoholics. Some of them chased women, when they could stand, but I've never known one who went after kids.
I'm not saying you couldn't be right, just that it didn't hit me that way.
Once there was an alcoholic lost in the desert. He was in real trouble, dying of thirst and exposure. Just as he was about to give up hope, he stumbled across a genie's lamp. He picked up the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a genie who said "Looks like you could use a little help. Today's your lucky day! I'll grant you two wishes."
The alcoholic looks around at the blazing sand, licks his lips and says "I want a magic bottle of vodka that's always ice cold, and no matter how much I drink, it will fill itself back up again".
Genie says "Done!" as the bottle appears before him. The alcoholic cracks the top and chugs half the bottle, then watches as the level rises back up to the top. Wow, he thinks. This is great.
"And for your last wish?" the genie asks.
The alcoholic replies "I'll have another bottle just like the first!"
It gets hot here (Virginia) sometimes. Hot as in HOT.
I don't do that to bother anyone else. I am very careful about that.
I don't *have* to stay away from kids. I have no problem in that regard.
The reality these days is that you must be very careful about your contact with children. That isn't lovely, but it's real.
There is a very nice 12 y.o. girl who lives next door to me. She sometimes comes around wanting a donation for some cause or the other.
I give her the donations, but the chance I would ever let her in my house does not exist.
That would be right.
I think there is a gene that predisposes some of us to addictions. My mother could get a bottle of booze no matter what you did to her.
Son...Tot.
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