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Garage floor collapses, taking new SUV with it
Lexington-Herald Leader ^
| 6-17-2005
| By Greg Kocher
Posted on 06/17/2005 1:29:35 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Well at least it's not using any gas........
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To: Red Badger
Ahem..I think SHE weakened the garage floor..
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:31:39 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: Red Badger; mhking
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:31:51 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Red Badger
On the upside, she now has a *two* car garage. One downstairs, one upstairs.
And BTW, an Escape is barely an SUV. :)
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:31:57 PM PDT
by
Daus
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:31:58 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
To: Red Badger
"When Lela Stewart heard a noise late Monday night, she thought her cat had accidentally overturned something."
She must have a big cat
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:32:02 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Red Badger
Good grief! How big of a cat does she have?!?! ;)
To: Red Badger
The Earth rebelling over selfish, resource wasting SUV's.
To: ken5050
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:32:46 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Red Badger
This is kind of morbid, but wouldn't it be funny if she got fed up with life, stuck a hose in the exhaust, started the engine... and then collapsed into the cistern? That could cause you to reevaluate your decision to pack it in.
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:32:52 PM PDT
by
kezekiel
To: Red Badger
Would she have felt better if it fell into a full cistern?
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:32:59 PM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: Daus
And BTW, an Escape is barely an SUV. :) It was enough of an ASSAULT SUV to try to dig its way out so it could rampage through the local schoolyard all on its own!
To: Red Badger
And a Yugo had its revenge...
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:34:25 PM PDT
by
Luna
(Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
To: Red Badger
Usually I expect a story about an SUV to be worded like this:
"SUV collapses Garage floor"
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:34:36 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Red Badger
anyone that refers to a Ford Escape as a "truck" is mentally deranged anyway.
What is it with all these folks that buy these dinky lil square boxes and call them "trucks"??
If it ain't got a bed and a tailgate, it ain't a truck!!!!!!!
To: Red Badger
The SUV was trying to get away the cat.
To: Red Badger
Boy that SUV is going to be pissed.
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:35:39 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Flush Newsweek!)
To: Gorzaloon
It was an Escape, what did she think it would do.
All it had to do was clear the walls and the guardtowers, and then it would be. free
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:37:26 PM PDT
by
kaboom
To: Red Badger
Bush's Fault. (Under the garage, apparently...)
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posted on
06/17/2005 1:37:32 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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