Posted on 06/20/2005 1:01:37 PM PDT by SmithL
Look over here!!
Fun thread.
Yeah, it's better to have part of your brain shut down than to be thinking "Dang! I shoulda married Harry!"
Is it just in the movies????
:)
I'm beginning to think so.
I have, in fact known of this phenomenon for years... but my ideas for providing this as a therapy treatment to women afraid of roller coasters went NOWHERE!
Maybe I should try again now that I can wave a study to back up my claims....
;-)
No wonder women can't remember my name when they are having one, all they say is OMG. Just once you'd think they would acknowledge a man.
I've been trying to think of something snarky to say, but it all comes out too rude....ah well.
Elaine: How come he's gettin' so smart? I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese?
Jerry: Are you all right?
Elaine: I don't know. It's just the last coupla days my mind has been, not good.
Jerry: Wait a second, I know what's happening. The no sex thing is having a reverse effect on you.
Elaine: What? What are you talking about?
Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.
Elaine: I don't understand.
Jerry: Exactly.
During? That's it?
"If you care about such matters..."
LOL
I take great care in that matter.
;-)
Alex Trebek: We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'.
Jerry: Is this a repeat?
George: No, no, no. Just lately, I've been thinking a lot clearer. Like this afternoon, (To television) what is chicken Kiev, (Back to Jerry) I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.
Jerry: Louise! That's what's doin' it. You're no longer pre-occupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.
George: You think?
Jerry: Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows large piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce)
George: Oh my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade. I'll see ya. (He throws finished Rubik's cube to Jerry and he exits. Kramer enters)
Which means they differ from Men's brains in that some areas are still operating ;)
ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?
ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.
JERRY: All the time?!
(see my tagline)
ROFLMAO!!
One question: How in the world did you beat pissant in posting this??
Sexual perjury?
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....meanwhile, still no cure for cancer.
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