[TheBigB]

Who's got the TV flipper?

[kevkrom]

Early vote for oddest headline of the day: Gov't Collects Semen from Historic Bulls

[Fierce Allegiance]

HAPPY FRIDAY!

[peacebaby]

the OFFICIAL THURSDAY SILLINESS THREAD

occurred yesterday on the Senate floor hosted by John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and other LIBERALS who gnashed their teeth over Carl Roves' comments.

now THAT was silliness!

[The_Victor]

"She's a witch!"

[ShadowAce]

[b4its2late]

Got this via email:

US Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq.

They have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

...................This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

[jtminton]

A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not
only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What
is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than
the ones I saw
you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull
wins."

[Auntbee]

Morning BigB. Happy Friday to ya. Let's get this party started. I don't feel like working today.

[G.Mason]

For the lurkers from DU and Leftist Liberals wherever you may be ...

[No Blue States]

TGIF!

[Zeppelin]

[Izzy Dunne]

Silliness will NOT be tolerated, here in the Army...

[Fierce Allegiance]

What is it with me & my underwear this week? (see the intro of this thread)

[r-q-tek86]

In before the ZOT!... um.. oops...

[martin_fierro]

MORNING ALL!

[JimWforBush]

Holy cow is this early. WOO HOO

[scott7278]

The early days of Free Republic:

 

[JimWforBush]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. ?The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. ?One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"? "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."? "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.??The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"??The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" 13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!". 16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. ?Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.??After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.? "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." 18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."??The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...??A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.? No pun in ten did.

[EX52D]

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