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To: QwertyKPH; speedy; Joe 6-pack; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; NYTexan; Dashing Dasher

The mannequin was outside the local delicatessen, thus becoming a corpseless deli-ecti. The Keystone Kosher Cops are in a real pickle here and they are grilling all Hebrew National dogs in the area. Any hopes of the Chief of Police of becoming a future mayorrnaise are being quickly submarined.


7 posted on 06/26/2005 6:09:53 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Blurblogger
From everything I've heard, the mannequin was at one time, a model citizen with a good head on her shoulders. Apparently, she lost face for some reason, and now plys her wares on the street.

I'm sure the cops cited her for violating some obscure statue, but maybe with some intensive mannequin rehab, she might get ahead.

9 posted on 06/26/2005 6:38:12 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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