Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV

The Associated Press ^ | 12:45 pm EDT August 4, 2005 | AP

[Westlander]

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.

Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.

Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.

In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.

Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die.

[cyborg]

note to self

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL!

[fr_freak]

This is why there should be a TV in every bedroom. If it saves just one life...

[cyborg]

jd ping

[cyborg]

hehe! ;-)

[Sloth]

OK, so he'll go to prison -- but what a way to spend his last day! He got to have sex AND watch a game in peace.

[duckman]

"Heck I like to cuddle.."
Make sure your tools are locked up!

[k2blader]

Yeah, this is just a knee-slapper, isn't it?

Har, har..

[gopwinsin04]

Look at all you have to look forward to! lol...

[Koblenz]

I think the death penalty ought to be carried out at halftime during the Superbowl. Make him watch the first half, then cart him off to the gas chamber. And if it's a blowout, then pipe in a radio program with the fake game making it sound like the losing team was staging a comeback...

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Offord's Offer Offord Offed!

[flada]

Sheesh, just put a TV in the bedroom and you can watch the whole game and enjoy sex at the same time. When the sex is over, the Mrs. can cuddle just as long as she wants--or at least until someone scores and you jump up and either A. do a little victory dance including high-fiving invisible buddies and pumping your fist into the air, or B. curse at the TV, call the ref names, your team a bunch of bums, and your opponents a bunch of cheaters.

It's win-win.

[Charles Martel]

...So they can both watch the race on Sundays. ;-)

Heh. I admit, when I read this story, I did think of an old novelty tune that the local morning radio guys used to play. It had lyrics that went something like:

"Let's do it doggy style,
So we can both watch the wrestling."

[ErnBatavia]

Guys are still trying to get accustomed to proper foreplay...and now the wimmins want postplay??

Bryant Gumbo's littel bro is postplay - not a cuddle.

[Jaysun]

I think the death penalty ought to be carried out at halftime during the Superbowl. Make him watch the first half, then cart him off to the gas chamber. And if it's a blowout, then pipe in a radio program with the fake game making it sound like the losing team was staging a comeback...

They should make it pay per view and send the money to her family. I'd like to see it done with a bucket of water and a bad extension cord.

[theFIRMbss]

>Sheesh, just put a TV in the bedroom and you can watch the whole game and enjoy sex at the same time

Maybe women could,
but guys need to, umm, you know,
concentrate for sex . . .

[Hand em their arse]

Did someone say "trailer trash"??? Oh yeah, DEEP-FRIED AND DOUBLE WIDE!!!

[Sofa King]

LOL

[Black Tooth]

Florida again??

[C210N]

HER DIARY:

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset? He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

The Red Sox lost today, but at least I got laid.