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MORFORD: Liberals Are So Intolerant!
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 8/10/5 | Mark Morford

Posted on 08/10/2005 7:42:28 AM PDT by SmithL

The Right loves to sling this smug accusation at critics from the Left. Mark Morford has a reply:

I get this a lot: Hey Mark, you nefarious and perverted liberal commie tofu-hugging sex-drunk San Francisco medical experiment gone wrong from the land of fruits and nuts (or some iteration thereof -- so cute, my hate mail can be), hey, I notice you love to ridicule those creepy Christian megachurches and you enjoy spanking wide-eyed Mormons and tweaking the litigious nipples of the cult of Scientology and you recoil from toxic Bush policy like a vegetarian recoils from undercooked veal ...

And I can tell you think Dick Cheney is pretty much the devil in a defibrillator and that America is so desperately on the wrong track it might as well be North Korea, and you clearly tend to wince in savage karmic pain when looking down the rusty barrel of a welfare-happy red state and I just have one slightly nasty and pointed and cliched question for you --

Here it is: Where is your supposed progressive openness? Your liberal generosity of spirit? I thought you Lefties were all mushy and passive and live-and-let-live?

In other words, where is that famous so-called tolerance I thought all you libs were supposed to possess like some sort of gentle polyamorous smiling hug for the world?

To which I reply: You cannot be serious. Does the answer really need to be articulated? Is it not painfully obvious? Can I have a shot of Patrón and a long nap before I answer? Here goes ...

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: intolerant; morfordite; ultraliberal
Morfordite Alert

You've been warned!

1 posted on 08/10/2005 7:42:30 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL
which they watch in secret with the lights off while clutching a Bible in one hand and a big tub of Country Crock margarine in the other.

Other than the Bible, it sounds more like Morford's weekends.

2 posted on 08/10/2005 7:53:23 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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Wow, that killed a few of my brain cells.


3 posted on 08/10/2005 8:21:35 AM PDT by Firefigher NC (Volunteer firefighters- standing tall, serving proud in the tradition of Ben Franklin.)
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The rantings of a lunatic. How could anybody read that drivel and think "yeah, that's definitely the side of the political spectrum I wanna be on"?


4 posted on 08/10/2005 8:24:21 AM PDT by sam_whiskey (Peace through Strength)
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