News Of Kerry's Girl Friend?

8/11/05 | Tacis

[Tacis]

The campaign is over! Traitor John Kerry can go back to his lazy, sloppy old ways (how often has he missed votes or committee meetings since the election?). My bet is that his girl friend has been allowed to return from Africa,

She was sent to Africa before the election so as to be unavailable should any non-left wing extremist media type wish to ask her questions that might cause Traitor John some worry. But, she must be back by now.

Has she been spotted? Aren't there any papparazzi who'd be paid some bucks for pictures showing John canoodling with a woman not his wife, Terry Kerry? Where? There are many little out of the way restaurants in Georgetown where government employees and elected officials meet in private with each other or with a new flame.

[Tacis]

Let's help demonstrate what kind of guy Traitor John Kerry really is. There must be folks in DC who know where he hangs out when Terry isn't looking. Kerry is so arrogant that he must be hustling some honey on the side believing he could get away with that, too.

Has any one seen Kerry and his girl friend in public? If so, please notify a National Enquirer type journal or take the pictures, yourself, and earn a couple of thousand dollars!

[syriacus]

Odd. I asked my husband, a short time ago, if we've heard anything about Teresa lately. Has she reregistered as a Republican yet?

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

I'd love to see pictures with a tell all story by the girlfriend! A la Hart...remember him on the little sailboat that tanked his career?

[JennysCool]

That was an interesting blip on the ol' election radar. Remember how her parents were initially quoted as saying what a jerk he was, then within a day or two flip-flopped and announced he was such a great guy?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Who would want to canoodle him? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[Holicheese]

My buddy ran into JF'nK a week or so ago at a wine bar at the start of the Pan Mass Challange ( A 100+ mile bike ride for Cancer research). I think he was forcing his butler to ride in it.
My buddy noted that Mama T was no where to be seen. The War Hero beat a hasty retreat when the place didn't go crazy when he walked in and when noone stepped up to pay for his glass of Pinot.

[Dan Walsh]

And what would be the point of damaging this looser further?

Let him run. He may take Theresa's vote away from Hillary!

[T'wit]

I'm sorry, I couldn't share your righteous disgust until I learned what "canoodle" meant. So, I went and did my homework.

ca·noo·dle
v. ca·noo·dled, ca·noo·dling, ca·noo·dles Informal v.intr. To engage in caressing, petting, or lovemaking. v.tr.
To win over or convince by cajoling or flattering; wheedle: "his matchless ability to charm, bamboozle, or canoodle most of his political associates" Timothy Garton Ash.

Doing THAT with JOHN KERRY??

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[peacebaby]

What gal in her sane self-respecting mind would be John Kerrys girlfriend?

Meanwhile, new John Kerry president bumper stickers are sprouting all over Atlanta. friggin dumbasses.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Just the thought of it makes you want to be sick!!

[Terpfen]

What gal in her sane self-respecting mind would be John Kerrys girlfriend?

It's crafty, really. Get with John, convince him to divorce Teh-ray-zah. He gets half of her money: $400 million at least. Then John and the girlfriend marry. A few years later, after Jerome Corsi has bumped Kerry out of the Senate, she divorces him and winds up with $200 million.

Who wants to be a millionaire indeed.

[syriacus]

Nice to hear how things are going for Kerry and Terry. Thanks for the info.

[peacebaby]

OK, I might be able to pull it off for a few million, if old Horse Face puts a bag over his head and promised not to kiss me.

oooh, bad visual image.

[Fierce Allegiance]

"We've already estblished what kind of lady you are, we're just haggling over price."

[DenverGal]

I'm with you, he gives me the creeps

[peacebaby]

Hey, first time I married for LOVE.

Second time around I'll marry for MONEY!

(not)

[peacebaby]

But seriously folks,

I personally don't think any amount of money could make me pay attention to that Horse Face, Lackluster Personality, Patrician Bore.

[DenverGal]

LOL..first time I married out of lack of sense, no hurry to rush into it again for any reason

[peacebaby]

"...first time I married out of lack of sense,... "

Yup, I shoulda listened to my mom who said, "Don't ever trust a man who is breathing hard."

[DenverGal]

Good point, maybe if I would have held out he would have went away