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Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women
allheadlinenews.com ^ | 08/08/05 | Douglas Maher

Posted on 08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT by Ellesu

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To: Ellesu

We have seen things like this before. Invent a disease, create a drug to treat it, saturate the mass media with commercials, sell it to gullible people.

When are they going to create a pill for stupidity?


61 posted on 08/14/2005 6:42:00 AM PDT by seemoAR
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To: Rebelbase

ROFL,....I take back everything I said.

I didn't mean Democrats,..LOL.


62 posted on 08/14/2005 7:51:02 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Larry Lucido

That's a variation on one of my favorite jokes.

How do you make you wife scream and holler during sex,....call her up and tell her what you're doing!

Another rim shot!


63 posted on 08/14/2005 7:57:46 AM PDT by garyhope
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To: Ellesu
For a woman there is no such thing as a "premature climax"

A guy must be in charge of this project.

64 posted on 08/14/2005 8:01:11 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: Khurkris

"I also once had a gf with a similar 'problem.'"

Maybe we had the same GF! Was her name Patti?


65 posted on 08/14/2005 8:44:33 AM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: garyhope
How about this one. Did you ever have rodeo sex? Say another woman's name while you are having sex and try to stay on eight seconds.
66 posted on 08/14/2005 10:04:30 AM PDT by vetvetdoug (Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
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To: Ellesu
WTF??

I always thought that was the "warm up" and now they're telling us it's a problem?

67 posted on 08/14/2005 3:31:14 PM PDT by meowmeow (Meow! Meow!)
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To: Cagey; Larry Lucido
The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".

Perhaps. Or maybe these women are just faking it.

68 posted on 08/14/2005 3:32:40 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Ellesu

That was my first reaction to reading this!


69 posted on 08/14/2005 3:52:36 PM PDT by Lorianne
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To: MotleyGirl70

That's sexual perjury!


70 posted on 08/14/2005 4:02:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Ellesu

Anytime now Pfizer will get onto the problems of 20/20 eyesight, high intelligence and athleticism.


71 posted on 08/14/2005 4:04:03 PM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "ROFLOL!" -- tuliptree76)
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To: garyhope

Three things you don't want to hear your wife say on the phone from her hotel room:

"See, it IS possible!'

"That't three now!"

"Be right back Laz. Yes, I AM reversing the charges!"


72 posted on 08/14/2005 4:06:40 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Kirkwood

Peggy, a.k.a. 'Margaret.'


73 posted on 08/14/2005 5:29:36 PM PDT by Khurkris (Ain't life funny?)
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