Posted on 08/18/2005 11:21:44 AM PDT by meandog
Trust me ~ old curmudgeons are always right. >:-}
I'm in Rocky Mount. You can't get real hot food here; the closest they get is the cayenne in the vinegar-based barbecue.
I'll take you word for it. I am 35 so I do not think I qualify, yet.
I've got grandkids almost as old as you. :)
LOL! I've seen it before but it is really funny. Thanks for posting it.
You got that right, but have you tried the Habenero Tabasco Sauce???
Ohhh yeahhhh......
I make chili for Vikings games. Everyone claims its far too hot, but they line up for seconds and thirds everytime, and ask me how I make it. The stuff is HOT. I generally make a mild version when I have company that hasn't been warned, though.
Well, I almost agree with you. Have you tasted Dave's Insanity Sauce? Now that's some tasty HOT.
see any favorites here? (I see several)...
http://www.sweatnspice.com/heat.php?heat=4
$300 a bottle!!!
Gonna have to go back later with the highspeed connection takes to long on the cell phone hookup.
Roll-on-the-floor-funny! Great humor post. Best in a long time!
When I got to the "snow cone" line, I about lost it. Too funny.
I have tasted many. The "hot" doesn't bother me but the lack of flavor does.
I'll stick with Tabasco unless Squantos buys me some of the $300.00 stuff for Christmas!!
If you like the flavor of habanero peppers (yah, who but Texans can taste anything in the nanosecond before it burns a hole in the roof of yer mouth and starts pursuing yer brain), I like Melinda's XXXXtra Reserve on burritos.
I like Tobasco on most of the things that just need a kick, you know, scrambled eggs, soups, chilis and stuff, and anything cooked at camp.
http://www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=500&cat=13
One thing.....I need a pic of ya doing a shooter of this stuff and it's yers little buddy !!
A loud, blustery Texan came down the aisle of the plane and plunked himself down in the seat next to young Billy. Every passenger seated nearby gave silent thanks that the odious Texan had not been assigned a seat next to them. After making himself comfortable, the Texan looked at the youthful passenger in the next seat and barked loudly, "Hey, there, young fella! Let's talk!"
Young Billy, who had been reading his book, closed it slowly and said to the obnoxious Texan in a quiet, tentative voice, "What would you like to discuss, sir?"
"Oh, I don't know," boomed the self-confident Texan. "How about nuclear power?" he suggested, hoping to overwhelm the youngster.
"Okay," agreed Billy softly. "That would be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all consume grass. They have exactly the same diet. Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that happens?"
The previously loud mouthed Texan's perplexed face clouded with deep thought as he commented quietly, "Jeez, boy, I have no idea!"
"Well, then," asked young Billy, as he turned to stare at the Texan, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't even know shit?"
You got that right! I have a neighbor that drives over to Alabama from time to time and picks me up a bottle. That is some hot stuff!
Says on the bottle... Great cooking ingredient for sauces, soups and stews. Also, strips waxed floors and removes driveway grease stains.
WARNING: Use this product one drop at a time. Keep away from eyes, pets and children. Not for people with heart or respiratory problems.
LOL! I love hot, hot food. Pain is the flavor! (These might be too hot for me...)
Bookmarked for reading again and again. Thanks!
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