I needed my fix fast.
Thank goodness it's THIS Friday! Our son is going back to school, and taking all his buddies with him, we can remove all the "flush the toliet" signs, get the house steam cleaned, listen to decent music,get a decent night sleep :<}. We're ready for a real party, anybody want to come celebrate ?
BUSTED CLOCK:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise!.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way to easy. At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o-clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew ! Got away with that one!
She then told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said:
"Well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."