*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[Dashing Dasher]

He abdicated the throne of OFST.

To marry Wallace Simpson??? Or was it Marge?

[BJClinton]

Hmm..it gave me an error when I posted. Twice the fun?

[hattend]

Poor Paris Hilton

She looks like she finally partied too hard.

[Larry Lucido]

TGIF. Off to work, back on later.

[BJClinton]

You probably will got hell for laughing at "special" people and their fancy duds!

[newfrpr04]

Thank goodness it's THIS Friday! Our son is going back to school, and taking all his buddies with him, we can remove all the "flush the toliet" signs, get the house steam cleaned, listen to decent music,get a decent night sleep :<}. We're ready for a real party, anybody want to come celebrate ?

BUSTED CLOCK:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise!.

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way to easy. At around 2:30am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o-clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew ! Got away with that one!

She then told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said:

"Well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

[BJClinton]

I forgot to mention, at the hot sauce fest they have a new baby-food contest...

[bert]

Seen on a vending machine sticker....

Warning......

 

This paper contains

[ctlpdad]

Petronski made this one a long time ago:

[BJClinton]

Seriously, don't laugh.

[BJClinton]

Good stuff, hope ya don't mind if I use it from time-to-time.

[Millee]

Yeah finally Friday! The end of a "poopie" week!

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

[bert]

Well, I looked for it in vain, even asked for copies but couldn't find it.

The original is now saved to my FR graphics file.

[oldtimer2]

Now for something definitely NOT PC:

The dilemma the circus fat lady and the circus midget had,
when the tried to date.

When they stood nose to nose,
his toes was in it.
When they stood toes to toes,
his nose was in it

[BJClinton]

Ah yes, a classic.

A whole new way to "water the flowers"

[EHC Southern Pride]

Well crap, now I need a new key board....

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Petronski]

I'm glad it's enjoyed. Help yourself. If you give it heavy use, please copy it to your own server space. Thanks.

[ctlpdad]

OK, I'm not laughing at the red X.

Please ask permission from rdb3 before stealing this graphic.

[The_Victor]

As if!

When I hit reply I hadn't been pinged yet.

*sigh* I hope the rest of the day goes better.