Posted on 09/03/2005 3:31:05 PM PDT by Chickensoup
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
There's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma and Texas.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, D.C.
OHHHHHHHHHHH! I think I hurt myself.
LOL!
Sorry!
My Side hurts from laughing now!... thanks a lot!
We need a laugh today. It has been a heartbreaking time. For all the losses people have sustained this week.
For the way our country's values are being torn and tested by those who want to hurt and destroy.
Never be sorry for making someone laugh so hard they think they hurt themselves. We haven't had much to laugh about recently so any laugh is all that much more precious today.
LOL, btw, did you know...
..that they assemble the front end of horses in Colorado and ship them to Washington DC for final assembly?
(paraphrased from a line by Richard Bradford in "Red Sky at Morning" and an excellent read, I might add)
..that they assemble the front end of horses in Colorado and ship them to Washington DC for final assembly?
I do now!
Thanks.
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