Mensa's New Words for 2005 (humor)

e-mail to PA Times | 9/12/05 | unknown

[mikrofon]

I actually got a Mensa desk calendar for Xmas last year, with daily puzzles much in the same vein.

[pissant]

I posted yer e-mail PING!

[Coastie]

Elevacceleration - repeatedly pushing the button to make the elevator arrive faster.

(ok, ok I admit it, it's a sniglet!)

[PaulaB]

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

I have a list of people on my page that have this ;)

[pissant]

I just saw your profile page. Very nice. Good thing ya have your burly husband pictured, or the freeper-dudes would be chasing after ya!

[bitt]

need to know ping

[Enterprise]

LOL !

[PaulaB]

Well thanks...

[pissant]

Lovely gams ya have. LOL

[Boazo]

I don't get what you mean?

[pissant]

Geez, no wonder I didn't know about that. It had only one response to the thread!

[apackof2]

Puposterous: When Muttly denies knowing anything about the pic-a-nic basket.

Ok Mr.PoorMuttly I know I am in this category (1 Cor. 1:27) but I am not quite getting the "hidden" meaning of you new word.
Could you look up from your bench for a moment to explain?

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[potlatch]

Very cute, I tried thinking of something but gave up.

[PoorMuttly]

PUP.

I'm a typing puppy, you know.

Hey, perhaps you didn't!

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

People (and some crustaceans, and a couple of fish) here know about it, but they write to me like I'm a regular person. This has set me free. Well, as free as I get, not being allowed out of the back yard anymore.

All things considered...it's really better this way.

I am not allowed to possess cash, checks, money orders, letters of credit, stamps, negotiable securities....as part of my Release Agreement from the Institute for Incorrigible Cartoon Characters.

Now that I have mended my ways, I am allowed to run around here and (almost) make any mess I want, because it seems to cut down on the amount of holes that somehow get dug in the back yard Muttly Compound, especially near the birdbath...an Official NO-Muttly Zone.

Jim Robinson doesn't seem to mind my presence, and has even added my Official Personal Signature paw-print (minus the mud) in the upper right-hand corner of everyone's screen, for which I am very flattered, and grateful. I clicked on it once, but it made a noise, so I ran away. I look at it from a distance though, all the time....and gloat.

[Rca2000]

Yeah, they had rather be shopping, or gettng their nails done!!

[PoorMuttly]

Oh...and I like to eat. My Indian name means "Dog who denies stealing the deer-chops." So, "the pic-a-nic basket (and the Birdbath, BTW) was like that when I got there."

I am working on a revolutionary new technique of eating while scratching, eating while sleeping, and eating while eating.

The first one was easy (almost).

[Valin]

"Leave the gun, take the cannolis"

[Squantos]

Paw Print ??!?!?

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks!