[Jaded]

Lets's see a show of hands for all who are suprised.

[theDentist]

alt headline: "Katie Holmes Knocked Up!"

[ken5050]

Q: What do you call a baby Scientologist?

[lsee]

Expecting what? Divorce in six years? Oh, wait. They're not married yet.

[tallhappy]

Co-incidentally, there is a related thread here.

[Rummyfan]

Who's the father?????

[xcamel]

Little "L. Ron Hubbard Squash Cruise-Holmes"

[FormerACLUmember]

We know who the mother is. Who exactly is the sperm donor?

[jw777]

Well, he knows everything about child psychiatry and pediatrics apparently, so why not?

NOT

[EX52D]

Preggers out of wedlock?

[Maximus of Texas]

They should have practiced safe sex...

[cowboyway]

If Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise, divorced him and then married Eddie Rabbit, she'd be (drum roll)

Katie Holme-sCruise-Rabbit.

[EllaMinnow]

Who's your Daddy?

[proudofthesouth]

She needs to be deprogrammed.

[kemathen7]

A friend just told me about this. He said that they aren't having kids, they are having Scientologist lab rats. I couldn't help but agree.

[roylene]

I am.
Who's baby is it?

[toddlintown]

Who's the father?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Katie better not have post partum depression.

[wallcrawlr]

I guess Katie Holmes gives it up pretty quick.
Look at this flattering pic I found of her:

[DLfromthedesert]

Rosemary's Baby?

[isthisnickcool]

Well, well. My entertainer Ms. Knowitall about Hollywood sister said that Cruise divorced his first wife because she got knocked up and that was a problem. Because Tom shoots blanks. At least that's what sis said. And she knows all about these Hollywood types.