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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting
AP/Yahoo ^
| 10/5/05
| AP Staff Writer
Posted on 10/05/2005 1:44:51 PM PDT by Jaded
NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cruise; cult; hollyweird; hollyweirdos; holmes; justick; katieholmes; midget; scientology; tomcruise; xenu
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Lets's see a show of hands for all who are suprised.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:44:54 PM PDT
by
Jaded
To: Jaded
alt headline: "Katie Holmes Knocked Up!"
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:46:07 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: Jaded
Q: What do you call a baby Scientologist?
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:46:37 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: ken5050
Smarter than it's parents?
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:47:09 PM PDT
by
nickcarraway
(I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
To: Jaded
Expecting what? Divorce in six years? Oh, wait. They're not married yet.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:47:38 PM PDT
by
lsee
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:47:47 PM PDT
by
Borges
To: Jaded
Co-incidentally, there is a related thread
here.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:47:56 PM PDT
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: Jaded
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:48:12 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: Jaded
Little "L. Ron Hubbard Squash Cruise-Holmes"
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:49:04 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(No more RINOS - Not Now, Not Ever Again.)
To: Jaded
We know who the mother is. Who exactly is the sperm donor?
To: Rummyfan
Who's the father????? That's what I want to know.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:50:17 PM PDT
by
Desert_Girl
(A scar is what happens when the world is made flesh)
To: FormerACLUmember
That was actually my first thought. Then I started laughing and posted it.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:52:51 PM PDT
by
Jaded
(Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
To: Jaded
Well, he knows everything about child psychiatry and pediatrics apparently, so why not?
NOT
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:53:47 PM PDT
by
jw777
To: ken5050
Q: What do you call a baby Scientologist?Sci Fry?
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:54:22 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.)
To: Jaded
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:54:53 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Rummyfan
To: Jaded
They should have practiced safe sex...
To: lsee
Expecting what? Divorce in six years? You mean six months,don't you? Hollywood marriages lasting six years is so.....1962.
To: Jaded
If Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise, divorced him and then married Eddie Rabbit, she'd be (drum roll)
Katie Holme-sCruise-Rabbit.
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:58:32 PM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: Jaded
Who's your Daddy?
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posted on
10/05/2005 1:58:42 PM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(The Florida Police Benevolent Association proudly supports Charlie Crist for Governor!)
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