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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting
AP/Yahoo ^ | 10/5/05 | AP Staff Writer

Posted on 10/05/2005 1:44:51 PM PDT by Jaded

NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cruise; cult; hollyweird; hollyweirdos; holmes; justick; katieholmes; midget; scientology; tomcruise; xenu
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Lets's see a show of hands for all who are suprised.
1 posted on 10/05/2005 1:44:54 PM PDT by Jaded
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To: Jaded

alt headline: "Katie Holmes Knocked Up!"


2 posted on 10/05/2005 1:46:07 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Jaded

Q: What do you call a baby Scientologist?


3 posted on 10/05/2005 1:46:37 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: ken5050

Smarter than it's parents?


4 posted on 10/05/2005 1:47:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: Jaded

Expecting what? Divorce in six years? Oh, wait. They're not married yet.


5 posted on 10/05/2005 1:47:38 PM PDT by lsee
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To: ken5050

L Ron Jr.?


6 posted on 10/05/2005 1:47:47 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Jaded
Co-incidentally, there is a related thread here.
7 posted on 10/05/2005 1:47:56 PM PDT by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: Jaded

Who's the father?????


8 posted on 10/05/2005 1:48:12 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Jaded

Little "L. Ron Hubbard Squash Cruise-Holmes"


9 posted on 10/05/2005 1:49:04 PM PDT by xcamel (No more RINOS - Not Now, Not Ever Again.)
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To: Jaded

We know who the mother is. Who exactly is the sperm donor?


10 posted on 10/05/2005 1:50:04 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: Rummyfan
Who's the father?????

That's what I want to know.

11 posted on 10/05/2005 1:50:17 PM PDT by Desert_Girl (A scar is what happens when the world is made flesh)
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To: FormerACLUmember

That was actually my first thought. Then I started laughing and posted it.


12 posted on 10/05/2005 1:52:51 PM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: Jaded

Well, he knows everything about child psychiatry and pediatrics apparently, so why not?

NOT


13 posted on 10/05/2005 1:53:47 PM PDT by jw777
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To: ken5050
Q: What do you call a baby Scientologist?

Sci Fry?

14 posted on 10/05/2005 1:54:22 PM PDT by b4its2late (If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.)
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To: Jaded

Preggers out of wedlock?


15 posted on 10/05/2005 1:54:53 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Rummyfan

Isn't Cruise a fag?


16 posted on 10/05/2005 1:55:12 PM PDT by One Proud Dad
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To: Jaded
They should have practiced safe sex...
17 posted on 10/05/2005 1:55:50 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: lsee
Expecting what? Divorce in six years?

You mean six months,don't you? Hollywood marriages lasting six years is so.....1962.

18 posted on 10/05/2005 1:57:54 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: Jaded
If Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise, divorced him and then married Eddie Rabbit, she'd be (drum roll)

Katie Holme-sCruise-Rabbit.

19 posted on 10/05/2005 1:58:32 PM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: Jaded
Who's your Daddy?


20 posted on 10/05/2005 1:58:42 PM PDT by EllaMinnow (The Florida Police Benevolent Association proudly supports Charlie Crist for Governor!)
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To: Jaded

She needs to be deprogrammed.


21 posted on 10/05/2005 2:00:20 PM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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To: Jaded

A friend just told me about this. He said that they aren't having kids, they are having Scientologist lab rats. I couldn't help but agree.


22 posted on 10/05/2005 2:03:17 PM PDT by kemathen7
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To: Jaded

I am.
Who's baby is it?


23 posted on 10/05/2005 2:04:28 PM PDT by roylene
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To: ken5050

"You poor child.":)


24 posted on 10/05/2005 2:06:28 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Mindless Bush bashers are just as bad as, if not worse than, mindless Bushbots.)
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To: Jaded

Who's the father?


25 posted on 10/05/2005 2:08:16 PM PDT by toddlintown (Your papers please.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

A shrink's annuity..


26 posted on 10/05/2005 2:08:45 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Wouldn't that be known as Cruise Control in this case?


27 posted on 10/05/2005 2:09:33 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Mindless Bush bashers are just as bad as, if not worse than, mindless Bushbots.)
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To: Jaded

Katie better not have post partum depression.


28 posted on 10/05/2005 2:09:50 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: EllaMinnow



ROTFLOL!

He's a eunuch, right?


29 posted on 10/05/2005 2:10:47 PM PDT by onyx ((Vicksburg, MS) North is a direction. South is a way of life.)
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To: Jaded
I guess Katie Holmes gives it up pretty quick.
Look at this flattering pic I found of her:


30 posted on 10/05/2005 2:11:15 PM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I was just thinking that freak

will expect that poor girl

to go through child

birth without any pain medicine...

that may be the end right then and there
31 posted on 10/05/2005 2:11:46 PM PDT by PaulaB (So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?.)
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To: wallcrawlr

She looks like she's 12. WHAT is that around her mouth and is there an antibiotic for it?


32 posted on 10/05/2005 2:14:11 PM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: Jaded

did she get that ah-hem, problem, before or after meeting cruise....inquiring minds want to know.


33 posted on 10/05/2005 2:16:44 PM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Jaded

Rosemary's Baby?


34 posted on 10/05/2005 2:17:54 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert (Texas Cowboy...you da man!!)
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To: wallcrawlr

Herpes? I wonder if Tom approves of Acyclovir


35 posted on 10/05/2005 2:20:36 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert (Texas Cowboy...you da man!!)
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To: Jaded
Well, well. My entertainer Ms. Knowitall about Hollywood sister said that Cruise divorced his first wife because she got knocked up and that was a problem. Because Tom shoots blanks. At least that's what sis said. And she knows all about these Hollywood types.
36 posted on 10/05/2005 2:20:40 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Don't get stuck on stupid - Lt. General Honore)
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To: Rummyfan

That's what I would like to know. Perhaps Michael Jackson


37 posted on 10/05/2005 2:24:17 PM PDT by markedman (Islam = surrender, and we will NEVER surrender!)
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To: One Proud Dad
That's what I've always heard.

FWIW, here's a link to some great Cruise/Holmes gossip. So bizarre, I want to believe.

38 posted on 10/05/2005 2:28:22 PM PDT by Serb5150 (This is my fire escape, not yours.)
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To: isthisnickcool

I don't know about Mimi Rogers but about the time he and Nicole split she suffered a miscarriage. There was some question about the paternity and about his gayness.


39 posted on 10/05/2005 2:37:34 PM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: Rummyfan
Who's the father?????

LOL that was my very first thought but I wasn't about to post it. LOL

40 posted on 10/05/2005 2:38:33 PM PDT by buckeyeblogger
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To: Serb5150

That stuff is too funny.


41 posted on 10/05/2005 2:43:53 PM PDT by Jaded (Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.)
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To: Jaded

The two key rumors have always been 1) He's gay and 2) He's infertile


42 posted on 10/05/2005 3:13:37 PM PDT by Blogger
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To: Serb5150

Interesting


43 posted on 10/05/2005 3:58:24 PM PDT by mel
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To: Jaded

Single motherhood is going out of style. Instead, if a man gets a woman pregnant, he marries her and they raise the baby together. This trend is a victory of sorts for conservatives.



44 posted on 10/05/2005 4:21:40 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Jeanine Pirro for Senate, Hillary Clinton for Weight Watchers Spokeswoman)
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To: Jaded

First-news today that Nick and Jessica may be splitting up and now this.. surprises never end.


45 posted on 10/05/2005 5:15:33 PM PDT by pnz1
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To: Jaded
Hey Tommy Boy:


46 posted on 10/05/2005 5:19:56 PM PDT by hattend (Rare Bear wins the Gold at Reno 2005)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

My thoughts exactly. Matt Lauer and Dr. Phil McGraw are just waiting for the birth. Tom better keep Katie under wraps. Don't let her come out saying she's had post-partem depression. The one question that will never be answered is how she is treating it. Maybe Dr. Tom can prescribe some therapy for her.


47 posted on 10/05/2005 5:25:23 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!)
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To: wallcrawlr

Apparently, those unsightly blisters are common when one goes through a detox program with Scientology. At least that was the way a former Scientologist explained it on the radio when those pics first came out.


48 posted on 10/06/2005 6:16:27 AM PDT by elc
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To: Clintonfatigued

In the normal and real world, yeah, but Hollywood is something else altogether.


49 posted on 10/06/2005 4:35:26 PM PDT by Jacob Kell (Regan 3:16: He whooped Communism's ass!)
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To: cowboyway

I think she should hae married Warren - then she'd be known as....Katie Beatty! We could have some real fun with that name!


50 posted on 10/06/2005 4:58:48 PM PDT by derllak
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