[SmithL]

At least it's not a moose.

[mdittmar]

Authorities have called in a federal hunter

Dammit,what is not enumerated in the Constitution should be left to the States!

I got a little carried away huh,sorry.

[hiredhand]

A "federal hunter"? WHERE is this place? I like it where we live.

Mean dogs nose around goats...we shoot em.
Friendly dogs nose around goats...we shoot em.
Rabid skunk shows up in the yard...neigbor shot it.
Stray cats urinate on the backporch...we shoot em.
Rats in the chicken house....shoot them too.

So what-cha reckon we're going to do if Bambi Sr. shows up out back with a "tude" wanting a little action? Yep...that's right... Except we're probably to EAT him afterwards. :-)

Sheesh...what's with this "federal hunter" crap?

[diamond6]

We're all doomed!

[martin_fierro]

a rogue male deer that has gored one dog to death, wounded another and confronted two others

B U C K B O

[martin_fierro]

The deer fatally gored Kermit

BAMBI KILLED KERMIT!

BAMBI KILLED KERMIT!

[Dark Skies]

How dare a deer get an attitude. This is just like Islam and Infidels. We jihadis are going to kill you and you don't get to complain (that is insulting to Islam)...and certainly you aren't permitted an attitude.

Personally, I like it when a deer gets an attitude. Another of God's creation shows a little spunk.

Human beings were made to be bigshots...but they fell from grace. They brought death to the earth. They aligned with Satan. Who the h$ll are humans to brag about their dominance over nature and other forms of life.

Earth is a sh!thole because of humans.

Let's show some guts and take responsibility for what we did.

[DTogo]

Oh, if only in my back yard... :)

[Old Seadog]