Coming soon: the mp3 breast implant

the register ^ | 10-13-05 | Lester Haines

[Rakkasan1]

Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK tabloid the Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.

Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

[Rakkasan1]

how do you adjust the volume on these damn things?

[tet68]

Twist the knobs.

[RichInOC]

Kind of obvious, isn't it?

I wonder if they could implant speakers in the cleavage.

[afnamvet]

iboobs

[kaiser80]

Is it possible to stick some heating equipment in my girfriend's boobs? And GPS in her buttchicks. O, and a subwoofer as well. lol

OMG, where is this world going to??

[martin_fierro]

Can't wait for the release of the VideoBoob.

[King Prout]

Just DAMN

(they got a beat ya kin dance to!)

[freebilly]

Titillating....

[Sola Veritas]

Sounds like "Gigolo Joe" in the movie AI. Probably will play songs like "I only have eyes for you."

Just when I thought I had heard and seen it all........

[kaiser80]

a mega lol ping.

You may find it interesting.

[martin_fierro]

iPod

iMplant

[freebilly]

"How many megs do your mammaries hold?"

"I've always wanted to date a woman with a 25,000 song playlist...."

[martin_fierro]

[dfwddr]

I think this is going to be a bust.

[lizol]

OK, and if she wants to play it using big speakers - where is the plug-hole going to be located?

[dfwddr]

You want to ping the usual suspects to this one ?

[Dashing Dasher]

I just read this... What a hooter!!!

[unixfox]

And the tits just keep on comin.

[Fierce Allegiance]

OK, I see the woofers, now where's that tweeter?

[red-dawg]

If it played video, would it be called a boob tube?