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how do you adjust the volume on these damn things?
1 posted on 10/13/2005 3:35:23 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

Twist the knobs.


2 posted on 10/13/2005 3:37:16 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Kind of obvious, isn't it?

I wonder if they could implant speakers in the cleavage.


3 posted on 10/13/2005 3:37:35 PM PDT by RichInOC (...Hooters make you happy...)
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iboobs


4 posted on 10/13/2005 3:37:58 PM PDT by afnamvet
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To: Rakkasan1
Is it possible to stick some heating equipment in my girfriend's boobs? And GPS in her buttchicks. O, and a subwoofer as well. lol

OMG, where is this world going to??

5 posted on 10/13/2005 3:38:13 PM PDT by kaiser80
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Can't wait for the release of the VideoBoob.

6 posted on 10/13/2005 3:38:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Rakkasan1; mhking; TheBigB; Darksheare

Just DAMN

(they got a beat ya kin dance to!)


7 posted on 10/13/2005 3:38:44 PM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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Titillating....


8 posted on 10/13/2005 3:39:41 PM PDT by freebilly (Go USF Baseball!)
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Sounds like "Gigolo Joe" in the movie AI. Probably will play songs like "I only have eyes for you."

Just when I thought I had heard and seen it all........


9 posted on 10/13/2005 3:39:41 PM PDT by Sola Veritas (Trying to speak truth - not always with the best grammar or spelling)
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"How many megs do your mammaries hold?"

"I've always wanted to date a woman with a 25,000 song playlist...."


12 posted on 10/13/2005 3:43:26 PM PDT by freebilly (Go USF Baseball!)
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13 posted on 10/13/2005 3:46:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I think this is going to be a bust.


14 posted on 10/13/2005 3:48:36 PM PDT by dfwddr
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To: Dashing Dasher; pissant

You want to ping the usual suspects to this one ?


16 posted on 10/13/2005 3:49:54 PM PDT by dfwddr
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And the tits just keep on comin.


18 posted on 10/13/2005 3:52:36 PM PDT by unixfox (AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
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OK, I see the woofers, now where's that tweeter?


19 posted on 10/13/2005 3:53:03 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
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If it played video, would it be called a boob tube?


20 posted on 10/13/2005 3:54:04 PM PDT by red-dawg
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add in the following:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/24/breast_enlarging_ringtone/

imagine the synergy of these two technologies.


22 posted on 10/13/2005 3:55:30 PM PDT by King Prout ("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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Unfortunately, the beta version only plays Dolly Parton tunes


30 posted on 10/13/2005 4:12:15 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other

LOL! Around 1955 one of the secretaries came in my office and actually stuck her chest in my direction - - I was dumbfounded and not sure what to do. Then I heard the music! Very first transistor radio I ever saw was in her blouse pocket.

31 posted on 10/13/2005 4:16:58 PM PDT by 19th LA Inf
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There are just no words.


40 posted on 10/13/2005 4:49:12 PM PDT by pa mom
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To: Rakkasan1; martin_fierro; Dashing Dasher; pissant; Prime Choice; RichInOC; Army Air Corps; onyx; ...
Um, I'm a traditionalist.

I want one that's unplugged.




that is an au naturel, pro-abstinence-until-marriage TRIPLE entendre for those who get it...
41 posted on 10/13/2005 5:40:55 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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