Coming soon: the mp3 breast implant

the register ^ | 10-13-05 | Lester Haines

[kaiser80]

OK, and if she wants to play it using big speakers - where is the plug-hole going to be located?

Hehehehehe sounds like fun, with assumption that I shall have those speakers implanted ;)

[King Prout]

add in the following:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/24/breast_enlarging_ringtone/

imagine the synergy of these two technologies.

[dfwddr]

I'm not trying to knocker anybody, I just thought some of the usual would get a rise out of this. At least we need to keep them abreast of the new developments. I'm just afraid I might bust an eardrum somehow.

[Dashing Dasher]

According to The Sun he said:

"It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

[dfwddr]

it might as well do something useful."

A beer holder would be more useful to me than a MP3 player....... then I could..... never mind.

[dfwddr]

See what I mean ????

[Dashing Dasher]

Isn't that JRBC?

[Dashing Dasher]

Don't go there... been that kinda day today.

[dfwddr]

That's what I was thinking, but didn't want to say...

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Unfortunately, the beta version only plays Dolly Parton tunes

[19th LA Inf]

an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other

LOL! Around 1955 one of the secretaries came in my office and actually stuck her chest in my direction - - I was dumbfounded and not sure what to do. Then I heard the music! Very first transistor radio I ever saw was in her blouse pocket.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Where do you put the quar...

*nevermind*

[pissant]

Better use is for a beer holder, IMO!

[motormouth]

Did they say where the volume control would be?? hummm...

MM

[Prime Choice]

Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago...

A man is reading the morning paper when the wife comes in and says she's thinking of getting breast augmentation.

"You don't need that, dear," the man muttered without looking up from his paper. "All you need to do is take a piece of tissue paper and rub it between your breasts and they should get larger in about 10 years."

"And just how would you know that?" she demanded.

"Well, it sure worked on your butt, didn't it?"

[Prime Choice]

OK, I see the woofers, now where's that tweeter?

Don't ask about the subwoofer, man. Just...don't.

[Larry Lucido]

I dated a chick that could get short-wave and some AM stations.

[Dashing Dasher]

I.... I.... don't know what to say....

[Dashing Dasher]

Remember when Laurie Partridge's braces got AM?

[pa mom]

There are just no words.