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| 10-13-05
| Lester Haines
Posted on 10/13/2005 3:35:18 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1; martin_fierro; Dashing Dasher; pissant; Prime Choice; RichInOC; Army Air Corps; onyx; ...
Um, I'm a traditionalist.
I want one that's unplugged.
that is an au naturel, pro-abstinence-until-marriage TRIPLE entendre for those who get it...
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posted on
10/13/2005 5:40:55 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: cjshapi
An "I guess we'll just have to start calling them 'tooties'" ping.
(It does give new meaning to the term "jug band")
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posted on
10/13/2005 5:51:39 PM PDT
by
Junior
(From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
10/13/2005 5:55:50 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: Blurblogger
Blur, your gonna marry a gal with fake boobs, face lift and a former male anatomy! ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 6:10:37 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant; Brad's Gramma; Calpernia; onyx; Howlin; Army Air Corps; NYTexan
"Blur, your gonna marry a gal with fake boobs, face lift and a former male anatomy! ;o)"
I admire your spunk in proposing like that, "Miss" ... but ...
;^)
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posted on
10/13/2005 6:25:51 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
No Blur. If we moved to Vemont together, you'd be cleaning house and getting your hair done. Not me. ROFL!
46
posted on
10/13/2005 6:27:38 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
I think it's best we just stay fiends
47
posted on
10/13/2005 6:36:47 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Rakkasan1
They would replace an entire rack of CDs.
48
posted on
10/13/2005 6:37:46 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(What Would Howard Roarke Do?)
To: Blurblogger
Fiends we shall remain! ;o)
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posted on
10/13/2005 6:42:20 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher; tuffydoodle; Rose of Sharn
To: Prime Choice
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:28:10 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: Dashing Dasher
No, but I've always been in love with Susan Dey, with or without braces.
To: Junior
Now the voices won't be coming from my head....
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posted on
10/14/2005 4:54:25 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
10/14/2005 5:56:00 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
To: Maximus of Texas; tuffydoodle
MP3 Breastfeeding Ping!
ROFL! Soothing lullaby's whilst you feed....!
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posted on
10/14/2005 6:43:15 AM PDT
by
Rose of Sharn
(I get the best answers when i talk to myself!)
To: Rose of Sharn
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posted on
10/14/2005 6:44:53 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: Rose of Sharn
Care for a cone?
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posted on
10/14/2005 6:47:15 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Dashing Dasher
You know I look nothing like that.
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posted on
10/14/2005 6:59:26 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
"It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."Hell, plain old home-grown boobs should do something useful. They just get in the way.
Unless, of course, you are using them to feed your bairn.
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posted on
10/14/2005 12:38:56 PM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: Dashing Dasher
When my guy told me about this I said NO way! And now you say it is so?
Oh man, this is so bad on so many levels...
It doesn't compute! Radio. boobs. knobs...
Just tell me ONE idiot woman - who would implant a radio in her boob. Never happen, I don't think.
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posted on
10/14/2005 4:27:55 PM PDT
by
JLO
(www.operationminnesotanice.com)
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