[roaddog727]

Dear Mindy:

Smack this.....

You are, no doubt, ugly. I would venture to say that you are so ugly, both in mind, soul and outward appearance as to be revolting to the sight. Gut-wrenching, barf-bag filling, hang-a-pork-chop-around-your-neck-to-get-the-dog-to-play-with-you ugly. Mind-numbingly ugly. So ugly that you could look the medusa square in the eye and turn HER into stone. Naw, I bet you're even uglier than that. So ugly that in comparison to your visage, a bucket-full of penguin crap would be regarded as an artful masterpiece. Monumentally ugly. So ugly that If I had to look directly at you, my autonomic reflexes would cause me to soil my drawers. Worse - if your dead, decrepit corpse was fed into a tree-chipper, the chipper would malfunction and barf out tree-chipper teeth. Black-holes would refuse to allow you past their event-horizon for fear of contamination. THAT's how UGLY you are.

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

You are a craven scumbag not wothy to lick the sweat from the festering testicles of a dead, decomposing camel.

[Darksheare]

You smell like barfed up and refried turnips.
And you have been spanked.

[MNJohnnie]

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

BTW, why did you NOT mention this is a NC Democrat Party poll? Who did you poll? The 10 people in the North Carolina NG that work for the Democrat party?

[MikefromOhio]

Heh heh heh....My dog just peed on you....

[vigilante2]

say your prayers silly troll

[TADSLOS]

Nearly 53 percent of military members said they strongly disapproved or disapproved of Bush's handling of his job.

Yeah, riiiight....must explain those unprecedented re-enlistment numbers...

ZOT BE-ACH!

[Thunder90]

[IYellAtMyTV]

[Proud2BeRight]

I agree that this poll is a lot of BS but what are all the cat pictures about in the responses?