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It's time for the Annual Turkey Drive !(Humor)
Posted on 11/09/2005 5:42:27 PM PST by ErnBatavia
TOPICS: Humor
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OK...so it's stupid, but personally I feel a couple of yuks are in order, and I can't wait for the Official Friday Silliness Thread...
To: RanchoStash; SortaBichy
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posted on
11/09/2005 5:42:59 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Frist would be a great Majority Leader if he had 65 seats..make that 75)
To: ErnBatavia
As God is my witness I thought turkeys could drive.
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posted on
11/09/2005 5:44:14 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: cripplecreek
I think you meant...
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posted on
11/09/2005 5:49:58 PM PST
by
Vermonter
To: Vermonter
As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.
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posted on
11/09/2005 5:55:51 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
To: Vermonter; cripplecreek
I loved WKRP,one of the last truly funny shows.This was in the days before all comedy's had to portray all white males as stupid,uncaring oafs.
That Thanksgiving episode was probably the best.
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:07:23 PM PST
by
carlr
To: ErnBatavia
I thought that was the "Partridge Family" in that car.
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:17:56 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: carlr
That or the "phone police" episode.
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:18:57 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: cripplecreek
"The golf tournament was won by Chi-Chi Rodriguez with a score of 3 under par. Hopefully Mr. Rodriguez will be playing up to par next time."
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:21:53 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: infidel29
Hey Les, What do you call those little Mexican dogs?
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:23:42 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ErnBatavia
It's funny because it's so stupid. /chuckle
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
11/09/2005 6:25:22 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: carlr
That Thanksgiving episode was probably the best. You know it had to be funny to elicit yuks 30 years later. I still laugh out loud when I hear those words,"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly". Or Les saying "They are crashing into the ground like bags of wet cement". Funny.
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posted on
11/09/2005 7:06:49 PM PST
by
Lawgvr1955
(Never draw to an inside straight.)
To: infidel29
I thought that was the "Partridge Family" in that car.
No, THIS is the "Partridge Family"....and I snapped this in the backyard day before yesterday!
(And yes I admit....I "chummed" with some wild seed to bring 'em into camera range)
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posted on
11/09/2005 7:24:57 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Frist would be a great Majority Leader if he had 65 seats..make that 75)
To: ErnBatavia
Nice pic... nicer yard!
I'd snap a pic of our yard...er...mud bed, but it's nothing to see. Our 2yr old Rottweiler has torn a swath through the grass and made himself sort of a sprint track along the length of the yard. Have a pic of the dog though.
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posted on
11/09/2005 7:37:27 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: Lawgvr1955
"Or Les saying "They are crashing into the ground like bags of wet cement". "
Don't forget, "Oh the humanity"...LOL
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posted on
11/10/2005 12:07:11 AM PST
by
codyjacksmom
(Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.)
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