Thai baker sells severed legs, hands and heads

FunReports.com ^ | 11/09/2005 | Staff

[Red Badger]

Bakery products made by Wichai Singwong look horrible. His little bread-baking factory looks like a dissecting room. However, if you overcome your natural aversion and bite off a piece of a freshly baked head, an arm or a finger, you will immediately realize that this is rather delicious bread indeed.

The idea to bake bread in the form of various human body parts occurred to once unsuccessful sculptor, Wichai Singwong, after he saw the movie Hannibal starring Anthony Hopkins. Singwong apparently thought that people would be willing to buy crispy and tasty loaves and buns that looks like severed hands, arms, heads and fingers. The man managed to convince his father, the owner of the bakery, to make his business more lucrative, diverse and entertaining.

Indeed, fresh hands, legs and heads became very popular with local residents. Later, anatomical bread appeared in elite restaurants and expensive shops too. "I have recently signed contracts with Canadian, Australian and American embassies. They bought a lot of our bread for Halloween celebrations," Wichai proudly said.

[Red Badger]

This Just In! Baking News!

[Red Badger]

[null and void]

Baking news?

*groan*

[waverna]

I wonder what the buns look like!!

[Semper Paratus]

Buy a kidney and they'll throw in the fava beans.

[Red Badger]

They are on the table above the hands......

[Paleo Conservative]

I wonder if he bakes any breads that resemble Bill Clinton?

[patton]

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winnah!

(groan)

[Slings and Arrows]

"Need a hand?"

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[Revolting cat!]

We all need someone we can feed on 
And if you want it, well you can feed on me 
Take my arm, take my leg, oh baby don't you take my head 

Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on 
Yeah, and if you want it, baby, well you can bleed on me 
Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on 
Yeah, yeah, and if you want it, baby, why don'cha bleed on me 

[Red Badger]

Baking Nose?.......

[reagan_fanatic]

This guy could make a fortune with a franchise in Riyadh.

[xsmommy]

you are incorrigible. why am i being pinged??? ; )

[ElkGroveDan]

For the underlying canabalist tendencies in all of us. It's perfectly normal, you know. If only Alfred Kinsey were a live he could do another study.

[Revolting cat!]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, breast...

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh great - now every male freeper is going boast that he was the model.

(It was me.)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"Can I get that to go?"

[LIConFem]

"Buy a kidney and they'll throw in the fava beans."

Liver... ;o)

[manwiththehands]

"Hand me a hand, will ya'?"