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Woman Arrested for Stuffing Bird Into Bra
Associated Press
| 11/10/05
Posted on 11/10/2005 10:45:23 AM PST by NRA1995
FORT MYERS, Florida // A Florida woman has been arrested for padding her bra -- with a stolen parrot.
Jill Knispel, 35, is facing felony charges after hiding a rare Greenwing parrot in her bra and stealing it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds, police said.
Knispel allegedly stole the bird so she could trade it for a vintage 1964 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia automobile. She couldn't resist telling the car's owner how she got the animal, according to the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Turns out the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the $2,000 bird.
DNA tests confirmed the bird's identity and Knispel was charged Saturday with grand theft.
"The circumstances of the case are the most bizarre I've ever encountered," said veteran wildlife investigator Lenny Barshinger.
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bra; florida; holdmuhbird; stuffing
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posted on
11/10/2005 10:45:25 AM PST
by
NRA1995
To: NRA1995; martin_fierro
Is that a bird in your blouse, or are you just glad to see me, Triclops?
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posted on
11/10/2005 10:56:48 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
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posted on
11/10/2005 10:58:17 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
(Proudly posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
To: NRA1995; Ichneumon
Will not...make...Monty Python joke!
To: RightWingAtheist
You can read some strange things here.
To: NRA1995
To: NRA1995
To: NRA1995
Wow, look at the parrot on her!
To: NRA1995
Expensive bird!!
Gives new meaning to "Thar's gold in them there hills"
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:22:26 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: NRA1995
What's the point?
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:23:17 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
(When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
To: MarineBrat
Let's see, the formula for a cone is ?? 1/3 ch? (ooh...Haven't used that in 40 years. Is that right?
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:27:41 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: NRA1995
Is it just me or has there been a plethora of bra threads this week.
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: NRA1995
Parus major, one presumes.
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posted on
11/10/2005 12:06:25 PM PST
by
Grut
To: MotleyGirl70
Is it just me or has there been a plethora of bra threads this week. It's a vast right wing conspiracy!
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posted on
11/10/2005 12:28:56 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
(When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
To: MarineBrat
True...but why? Bra talk is overrunning the board
To: day10
Here's another "bra" article to ping
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posted on
11/10/2005 1:08:12 PM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
To: windcliff
To: NRA1995
One in the bra is better than two in the bush...
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posted on
11/10/2005 1:14:33 PM PST
by
Snardius
(The seventh seal has been broken, the goat entrails point toward gotterdamerung, it's on.)
To: Peepster
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posted on
11/10/2005 1:15:02 PM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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